Sep 22, 2015 Got inspiration from Koolo's thread about evil s---. What's some f----- s--- you've done while f----- up? I've got a few I'll put in later.
Sep 22, 2015 My bike chain was loose (not sure if I said that right).. but it was impossible to fix it without removing the chainguard.. instead of trying to break it off we set it on fire.. obviously didn't work lol. Eventually the chainguard melted around the chain and I needed to get it fixed (and explain what happened lol)
Sep 22, 2015 Went to Vegas just under a year ago had a chick say she loved my aussie accent. Asked what my name was I said charlie. She said 'omg my son's names charlie' so i f----- a 28yo mum with a son the same name as me. Had to do it haha
Sep 22, 2015 This chick was BIG. Im saying at least 230lbs, I was f--- faced I cant remember it that much because I blacked out that night but when I woke up in the morning.. I SPENT LIKE £400 and Had this chick next to me.. Bruh
Sep 22, 2015 I got invited to play golf in Albert Park which is where the grand prix is here in Melbourne so it's right in the middle of massive busy roads heading to the city. Decided since I can't play golf I'll drink an entire bottle of Jim beam and get f-----. After 2 holes realize golf isn't for me and go on an adventure with my golf buggy. I must have blacked out cos i came to my senses in a school which seemed connected to Albert Park but couldn't figure out how I got there cos there was barricades behind me and only an open gate to the main 4 lane road. I decided to bite the bullet and find how tk get back/go for an explore. I crossed the incredibly busy four lane road in the buggy with clubs in the back and all. I pulled into a service lane and decided to park in an office car park between employees cars. I guy came out and had his arms out like wtf. My incredibly slurred response was 'Izz orrite I'm jus dooen a yoo-ee' which translates into 'its alright I'm just doing a u-ie' aussie slang for u-turn. I eventually got out by pushing the buggy backwards cos didn't know how to reverse. I eventually found my friends in the course again after a lot more adventure, floored the buggy towards them without realizing a bunker was 2 metres away. I was so close i had to take it on. I nailed the bunker like somethin outta tony hawks pro skater 4 and came out airborne and still goin A lot more thigs happened but its already a bit too close to a tl;dr story
Sep 22, 2015 when I was blackout apparently there were these girls that kind of looked like horses so naturally I tried to handfeed them hay and started screaming that we needed to build them a stable. got slapped a few times that night.
Sep 22, 2015 This kid who use to be my friend got a brand new 2013 Mercedes Benz c class for his 16th birthday in 2012 and he kept bragging about it so me and another friend of mine got really zoooted and got a black dude to take this horrific, slimy, and most foul smelling s--- of all time in a bag and then I put it on top of the kids sun roof..... It ended up baking in the sun and ripped some of his paint off. I did it when his car was in the school parking lot
