Sep 26, 2015

"Marshall, a 42 year old Hip Hop artist, is entering the twilight of his career. As time passes, his flow and musical taste have become increasingly stale, and it's not looking good. Thankfully, one day before a studio session his conscience comes into play."

Dr. Dre = RED
Royce Da 5'9" = GREEN

VERSE 1:

Alright stop, before you walk in the door
To record a song about your syllable repertoire
You better think of the consequence
(WHOTHEFUCKAREYOUSONOFABITCH)
I'm ya motherfuckin' conscience
That's nonsense, go in Em, do yo thang
Don't be tame, rap the f---in' picture out the frame
Tell 'em you're the dopest underdog, no Pitbull
And if them n----s question your syllables, give 'em a fistful
Yeah but if it goes through like we're used to
The hip hop community fears you and they'll refuse to hear you
Before you rap fast again think about it first
Listen to Right For Me, please don't let it get worse!
f--- that, spew that s---, show 'em you can spit
Can you afford a good production crew? Are you that rich?
Why you give a f--- if people buy this? Are you that b----?
Do you really think I give a f--- if it's properly mixed?
Man don't do it, you shouldn't spit this
Not over this bit, drop Alex da Kid's s---
Don't even listen to your yes-men, they're bad for you
(You know what Dre, I don't like your headphones)


VERSE 2:
Now listen to me, while I'm on Preem's beats
You'll be rippin' wit Ri, maybe Taylor Swifty
All you gotta do is release a hit single...
Woah, Shady Records is fifteen years old
You shouldn't dishonor it's name, it's not fair
Ayo Em, the new album, you do your own hooks?
f--- that on the spot there, plug in a female and the fans won't know how she got there
Man, ain't you ever heard his earlier albums, like The Eminem Show?
Yeah but the new fans don't give a d--- about them, though
s---, you wanna f--- up your life's work?
Man f--- that, go in the booth and lay down a tight verse

VERSE 3:
Alright, calm down, relax, start breathing
f--- that s---, the god MC is eatin'!
Stay in your lab and never come out for daylight
And when you're on stage dance like a r----- with stage-fright!
Wait, what if there's an alternative for this s---?
What, he trips out, falls and mumbles back into '02 as if he never missed it?
Alright Em, maybe he's right, you'll never sound how you used to
But that's cool too, just rap like those Changes you were Going Through
Okay, thought about it. Still wanna be a legit rapper?
Constantly stop the beat, talk about truffle butter and s--- splatters?
That's what you do Em, don't listen to this r-----
You gonna take advice from a man who doesn't write his own bars?
What the f---?
What's wrong n-----, didn't think we would remember?
Imma k--- you mothafucka
Nuh uh, temper temper
Mr. Dre, Mr. NWA, Mr. Beats Pills, making a bill, ya'll better make way!
How the f--- you gonna criticize this man's decisions?
There's just something missin, everyone used to listen
Been there, done that, he needs to take it slow in raps
f--- it, rap how you want, where's the microphone at?

 

Sep 26, 2015

Stay in your lab and never come out for daylight
And when you're on stage dance like a r----- with stage-fright!

d--- haha this hard af

 

Sep 26, 2015

That...was.....awesome

 

Sep 27, 2015

Me reading these responses

 

Sep 26, 2015

just close the Eminem SXN after this, this guy killed it.

Thread of the Decade

 

Sep 26, 2015

That ether

 

Sep 27, 2015

im so sharing this today

 

Sep 26, 2015

we may finally get a Hall Of Fame worthy Thread coming from the Eminem Section

this was dope

@Mike Tyson

 

Sep 26, 2015

Okay, thought about it. Still wanna be a legit rapper?
Constantly stop the beat, talk about truffle butter and s--- splatters?
That's what you do Em, don't listen to this r-----
You gonna take advice from a man who doesn't write his own bars?.. This slayed me

 

Sep 26, 2015

i cant

 

Sep 27, 2015

played guilty conscience instrumental while i read that

 

Sep 26, 2015

This threat, GOAT.

 

Sep 26, 2015

It's crazy how every thing he touched was I incredible at one point of his career and now he is god awful in most aspects of his music.
Never seen such a huge decline from a musician

 

Sep 28, 2015

@Changeling that was a goat post.

 

Sep 26, 2015

these verses though

 

Sep 27, 2015

"You know what Dre,
I don't like your headphones,"

 

Sep 27, 2015

That was beyond dope. Lost it at "you know what Dre, I don't like your headphones."

 

Sep 27, 2015

Okay this is a hall of fame thread

 

Sep 27, 2015

Well, Chad's saying goodbye. No point in staying any longer, it will never get better than this.