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  1. Oldboy
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    Oldboy

    Oct 4, 2015
    what are your moments?

    for me, when i was like 13-14...we were playing a football match and my friend scored a goal..so we were celebrating at the corner and i swear to god..for some reason both of us at the exact same time pushed our pelvis forward and our d----s did a high five to each others...made zero sense...and no idea how we both did it at the same time...so f---in weird

    we didnt talk for months
     
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    Zep Certified Feminist

    Oct 4, 2015
    Pretended to s---t a school to be accepted by the edgy gods of music forums
     
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    Maximus Skeppy

    Oct 4, 2015
    pretended to be my twin brother to get nudies from his gf
     
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  4. CavalierTD
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    CavalierTD The Pride of Pittsburgh

    Oct 4, 2015
    I was taking a s--- once and forgot to lock the door.. So I was bending down with my pants off trying to pull out the toilet paper that would just rip if you tried to grab it while you're sitting. So at the moment someone comes in and I turn around and growl at him, it was the natural reaction. I probably looked like some kind of bathroom monster. Pretty d--- ashamed of that moment.
     
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  5. Nori
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    Nori ☺ Deadpool is my deformed bousin☺

    Oct 4, 2015
    Girl wouldn't let me eat her a--- so I asked if she could make a fist so I could pretend it was her a---. She did it and I licked it for like 10 mins, we never spoke of it again.
     
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  6. Nick
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    Nick (;

    Oct 4, 2015
    Me and my friend used to hump pillows....:em55:
     
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  7. Flacko
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    Flacko Too Blessed To Be Humble

    Oct 4, 2015
    Ha gayyyyyyy
     
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  8. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Oct 4, 2015
    :laff: f---ing dead at first post

    /thread
     
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  9. Jaya
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    Jaya

    Oct 5, 2015
    Threesome with two of the managers at my old job.
    NOPE. Never brought it up. Nope.
     
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  10. Cyreides
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    Cyreides gfy

    Oct 5, 2015
    in 2012 i was still deep in the closet, that was also the year magic mike 1 was in theaters.

    anyways, one day that year my dad, a girl friend of his and i were out driving around and she brought it up and was talking about it with him. well I had wanted to see it because it was suppose to be funny, so I tried to join in on the convo.

    I did the smart thing: I waited till right after she says it's a movie about male strippers to blurt out from the backseat over top of the radio "Yeah, I REALLY wanna see that"

    :ray:

    dad turned around in his seat like
    :what22:

    i quickly course-corrected
    "BECAUSE IT'S A COMEDY" :noah2:

    and then i was silent the rest of the ride :sad2:
     
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  11. Groovy Tony
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    Groovy Tony Grandma's baby Eddie Kane

    Oct 4, 2015
    Saw my mom's dildo on mother's day

    And I had this one friend who thought it was funny to moon people
     
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  12. Nori
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    Nori ☺ Deadpool is my deformed bousin☺

    Oct 4, 2015
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  13. Nori
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    Nori ☺ Deadpool is my deformed bousin☺

    Oct 4, 2015
    Did you sniff it? :ohno:
     
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  14. Red Rum
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    Red Rum

    Oct 4, 2015
    My ninja @Koolo stepped one more foot out the closet
     
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  15. Immy
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    Immy yikes

    Oct 4, 2015
    I had my best mates phone whilst he was on holiday and his gf sent nudes thinking he had his phone and I saved them on mine cos she was A1 :lol6:

    @Maximus we really are soulmates
     
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    Nori ☺ Deadpool is my deformed bousin☺

    Oct 4, 2015
    @Mimi tell us about that time you pegged that German dude at the bar :allears:
     
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  17. Michael Myers
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    Michael Myers Moderator

    Oct 4, 2015
    My good behaviour already got me likes from @Mimi :allears:
     
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  18. Michael Myers
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    Michael Myers Moderator

    Oct 4, 2015
    Yeah lol I was thinking about it, she was like in her underwear but I didn't want to be that kind of friend and I was in a relationship myself also
     
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  19. Oldboy
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    Oldboy

    Oct 4, 2015
    laughed irl
     
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  20. Groovy Tony
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    Groovy Tony Grandma's baby Eddie Kane

    Oct 4, 2015
    :snow:
     
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