Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Started by Ricky, Oct 5, 2015, in Life Add to Reading List

Have you ever been caught masturbating?

  1. Yes

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  2. No

    18 vote(s)
    66.7%
  1. Ricky
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    Oct 5, 2015
    Like the thread title says...
    If yes, who caught ya?

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  2. Guma
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    Oct 5, 2015
    Nope :yelas:
     
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  3. Xaos
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    Xaos Jax Teller

    Oct 5, 2015
    never
     
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  4. FLORIDA MAN
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    Oct 5, 2015
    Yeah I didn't expect her to open her closet
     
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  5. Ricky
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    Oct 5, 2015
    :whylie:
     
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  6. Rubens
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    Rubens The truth is an offense but not a sin

    Oct 5, 2015
    No, I always lock the door
     
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  7. Mr Iglesias
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    Oct 5, 2015
    I'm a ninja in that aspect
     
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  8. Mike02
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    Oct 5, 2015
    Sort of. I was sharing an apartment with my little brother about ten years ago. I was jerking off in the living room in broad daylight to a porno movie when he wasn't home. All the sudden I heard his keys go in the front door. I immediately changed the channel and pulled my pants up. He basically just walked through and said whatsup for a minute or so then went to his room. Thank god he didn't try to shake my hand, cuz it was covered in lotion. :emoji_fearful:
     
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  9. Alchemist34
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

    Oct 5, 2015
    I'm not sure. I might have but idk if I was so traumatised by it that I forced myself to forget it and it just seems like a blurry dream now and I'm not sure if it really happened or not
     
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  10. RickGrimes
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    Oct 5, 2015
    This sounds like a story you don't want to tell :wtfno:
     
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  11. Mimi
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    Mimi the art of doing nothing

    Oct 5, 2015
    I thought everybody was asleep, I was enjoying myself and then the next thing I hear is 'ssshhhhh' from the other room.
     
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  12. Rubens
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    Rubens The truth is an offense but not a sin

    Oct 5, 2015
    elaborate
    :dead:
     
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  13. Lil Wayne
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    Oct 5, 2015
    Nope but this video of a drunk teen chick having phone sex and having her mother walk in on her is one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen.

    Mother : "Why are you naked?" "stop masturbating"

    18+ Only

     
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  14. JMG
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    JMG

    Oct 5, 2015
    guys cmon we have 13 year olds here and we got grown men talking about masturbating.
     
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  15. Ricky
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    Oct 5, 2015
    :lmaooo:
     
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  16. Rubens
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    Rubens The truth is an offense but not a sin

    Oct 5, 2015
    they got the discovery channel don't they?
     
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  17. yeezyfan11
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    yeezyfan11 i am a god

    Oct 5, 2015
    I almost got caught once but my quick reflex's saved me from embarrassment.
     
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  18. Wreckless
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    Oct 5, 2015
    What the f--- is this thing with the lotion? People always post pictures with a kleenex box and lotion when they refer to masterbating or say they use lotion. Are your hands made out of sand paper? Like seriously, wtf.
     
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  19. King Tadpole
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    Oct 5, 2015
    I got caught by my girlfriend. She offered me a hand.
     
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  20. yeezyfan11
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    yeezyfan11 i am a god

    Oct 5, 2015
    Maybe they thought you were laughing or something lol.
     
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