Best Posts: stranded on an island for a year, with Eminem or a sexy girl?

  1. Oldboy
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  4. Jamoesk
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    Oct 11, 2015
    eminem because the sexy girl probably wouldnt f--- me anyway:lol6:
     
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  5. JFK
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    JFK Bleach on my t-shirt

    Oct 12, 2015
    Logical answer

    Sexy girl situation
    Are you guys expecting to f--- this hot girl? After a week you two will be disgustingly smelly and sunburnt. Skin peeling. Pubes growing. Constantly in a bad mood. She's naturally weak due to her small frame with little to no knowledge about survival. You'll constantly feel the need to provide for her. Sooner or later you'll end up absolutely despising one another. Entering into a sexual relationship won't help or last.

    Eminem situation
    It's all about staying alive at this point. Yes, sex would be nice but I'm much more concerned about finding fresh water and keeping our fire a-blazing. We've all seen Marshall with his shirt off. I'd much rather have the help of a 40 year old man who's somewhat in shape. Kangol bucket hats are perfect for sun protection. Conversation would be great. I probably have a year's worth of questions for the dude. Plus, he's the highest selling artist of last decade. People will be looking for us.





    I choose Marshall. h---, he even wrote a song about survival.

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  6. Oldboy
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    Oct 11, 2015
    Its sad that I can see some people picking Eminem over the sexy girl, there is going to be atleast one n----- in here smh
     
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    took a long time to make n-----...magic just dont happen...took like a minute
     
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    jesus christ. This is the greatest picture i Have ever seen
     
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    But the sexy girl would get hairy after a bit and then you could pretend she's a guy :3
     
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    Best thread oat
     
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  14. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Oct 12, 2015
    See this. Virgin mentality. For true players this thought doesn't occur. For true players it's "id choose the sexy girl and win her over"
    Why would anyone forcibly take something, when they could earn it and feel better about themselves for earning it at the same time.
     
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    @ThyCosby :wow2:
     
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    Oct 12, 2015
    @JFK always comes in with the most logical response.
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  17. Chad Warden
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    Chad Warden As Ballin As Possible

    Oct 11, 2015
    Eminem. If Chad's on an island and wants to survive (pun) a man would be better help. They can work harder.
     
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  18. Lil Wayne
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    Lil Wayne Tha Carter V

    Oct 11, 2015
    Eminem, would love the chance to pick his brain. I've spent plenty of time with sexy girls in the past and would continue doing so after the year is up.
     
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    Oct 11, 2015
    I wanna b--- girls not men
     
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    Sexy girl obviously
     
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