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  1. Xmipod
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    Xmipod

    Oct 18, 2015
    Smells like fish, make it a dish. Smells like Cologne, leave it alone :Em6:
     
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  2. Jehovah
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    Jehovah SB3

    Oct 18, 2015
    Cause the girl was a hoe. All my n----s knew she was a hoe. If you b--- a hoe your n----s pretty much think you have a weak a--- game
     
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  3. Narsh
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    Narsh

    Oct 18, 2015
    :kdotcry:
     
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  4. Jaya
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    Jaya

    Oct 18, 2015
    I wish I could list each occasion so I'll make a collective list.
    -didn't have a condom
    -was too drunk
    -d-ck was too little
    -head was trash
    -they were Mexican

    lol
     
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  5. Thy
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    Thy 000000

    Oct 18, 2015
    p---- smelt like rotten saladi-, excuse me, Sardines. Yuck
     
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  6. KXNG
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    KXNG I want a drink

    Oct 19, 2015
    Her p---- was smelling like a dead pond and had no condoms anyways. First time in my life I was thankful for not having condoms on me.
    Take care of yourselves girls. Hygiene is VERY important.
     
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  7. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    Oct 19, 2015
    Never been offered. :wow2:
     
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  8. Mike02
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    Mike02

    Oct 18, 2015
    Yes. One time with my friend's girlfriend. We were both really drunk and she started kissing me. We made out for a minute before I realized what I was doing then I stopped myself and didn't go any further. She literally said "Wanna go back to your place and f--- me?" I was like uh I don't think we should do that. I gave her a ride home and left her there.

    Another time my girl was at home pregnant and I went to a bar with some friends. An ex of mine showed up and was literally rubbing my d-ck under the bar and trying to get me to leave with her. I was like I'm not doing that, not cheating. She got so mad at me she started slapping me and her friends had to drag her out of the bar.
     
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  9. pluto✰
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    pluto✰ where the opioids?

    Oct 19, 2015
    :sadpepe:
     
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  10. Oldboy
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    Oldboy

    Oct 18, 2015
    ugh i hate when girls think that :emoji_slight_frown:
     
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  11. Thy
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    Thy 000000

    Oct 18, 2015
    Nice guys finish last n-----.
     
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  12. FlawlessT
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    FlawlessT

    Oct 18, 2015
    I was like 16 years and i was in relationship, she said she is waiting for me in her house, When i arived she opened a door with only panties on, i still remember they were green, nobody was at her house, she tried to provoke me for sex, but i was too afraid, and tbh i didnt even wanted to at that time, so we just chilled at her house, making out etc...still angry at myself for that missed chanse :empalm:
     
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  13. Lil Wayne
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    Lil Wayne Tha Carter V

    Oct 18, 2015
    • I turned down a one night stand with a girl I met at a bar cause I was lacking condoms, no amount of pleasure is worth risking getting a STD
     
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  14. LasiK
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    LasiK d-mn fine coffee

    Oct 18, 2015
    I turned down sex when I was 15 from this girl my brother used to date. I liked an *ahem*.....busty picture this girl posted on Facebook, and next thing I know she's in my inbox asking me if I have Skype. She flat out asked if I wanted to "see them," so I thought she was joking or a friend was f---ing around on her account. Added her to Skype and we ended up sexting and camming for a few weeks. She wanted me to come over and f--- but I was a virgin at the time so I chickened out. She's a few years older than me and has a kid now. Her mom is a b---- too and was the assistant manager at a job I temporarily had lolll.
     
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  15. Oldboy
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    Oldboy

    Oct 18, 2015
    :lol3:
     
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  16. PatrickStar
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    PatrickStar Is mayonnaise an instrument?

    Oct 19, 2015
    once cus I had diarrhea :sadpepe:
     
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  17. Narsh
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    Narsh

    Oct 18, 2015
    guys f---ing s--- tbh
     
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  18. DeletedAccount
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    DeletedAccount

    Oct 18, 2015
    Yes. he was being too aggressive and not in a good way, so i told him to chill, then he gave me an ultimatum(i wanted to hang out and he basically said no that i needed to sleep with him or he was gonna take me home). earlier in the night, i thought he was genuine and just wanted to hang out and be cute. anyways, i begged him to take me home. he was so pissed, one of the scariest moments in my life.
    sorry dont mean to be so serious, and it isnt a funny story/post.
     
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  19. Oldboy
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    Oldboy

    Oct 18, 2015
    you f---in n----s turning down p--- flicks
     
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  20. Nori
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    Nori ☺ Deadpool is my deformed bousin☺

    Oct 18, 2015
    He was circumcised :wow2:
     
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