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  1. Oldboy
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    Oldboy

    Oct 22, 2015
    so when i was a teen i met this smoking Latina girl from an expat camp..back then i used to call them Latinos cuz i thought they all go by that...so i was sitting with her and went on and on about how i find Latinos so hot..i was trying to hit on her but she literally said "i cant believe people here can be this open minded"... that was like 15 years ago..anyway i said yea i get sex..etc

    anyway she told me come to my home i have a surprise for you...and i go and then i find her gay f---in brother sitting in the couch half naked and s---...i left and didnt talk to her in years...when i was in college i read in an English book that Latinos are for boys and Latina for girls

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  2. aquaberryares
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    aquaberryares one time I made sex

    Oct 22, 2015
    The spanish pronunciation of @Koolo probably probably didnt help ur case either. She told her bro she was hookin him up wit sum "koolo" :sweatt:
     
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  3. Mano
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    Mano

    Oct 22, 2015
    So what if the misunderstanding escalated and he put you in a headlock and gave you 2 choices: s--- his d-ck for 3 secs or s--- his tongue for 2 mins. What would you have done? @Koolo
     
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  4. Jaya
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    Jaya

    Oct 22, 2015
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    oh my f---ing god


    i'm cryingggggg
     
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  5. SHUDEYE
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    SHUDEYE Kerser is the sickest.

    Oct 23, 2015
    Holy s--- I'm so glad I learned this today I've been sayin latinos this whole time. Thank you for saving me from a potential weird situation in the future Koolo.
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  6. Thy
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    Thy 000000

    Oct 22, 2015
    n----- you live an adventurous a--- life.
     
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    pluto✰ where the opioids?

    Oct 22, 2015
    muerto
     
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