Oct 25, 2015

Have sex.

 

Oct 25, 2015

2 in 1

 

Oct 25, 2015

- stop wearing the same clothes, get rid of them train conductor hats
- slow down and use a more natural flow, we want to hear what ur saying - The Warning flow would be amazing to hear again
- more story telling, less inspirational songs about picking yourself up and becoming stronger
- ditch these s-----y producers and go back to Dre and the Bass Bros who know what they're doing
- drop an album of your best unreleased songs we've yet to hear with a booklet explaining what was happening in your life and what motivated you to record them
- Release I'm Back and Marshall Mathers fully uncut, as well as Ghost Stories in full
- release a bluray of all your uncensored music videos so far
- start layering your vocals like you used to, and make a come back with the adlibs
- take shots at people to stir some s--- up again

 

Oct 25, 2015

Do something with Kanye

 

Oct 25, 2015

Hey,
Basically post some advices you want Eminem to follow.
I'll start:
- Eat much more so your face become awesome as it was.
- Throw Royce and Slaughter house and get back to D12 and the Outsiders.
- Let Dr.Dre produce your songs and albums instead of s-----y pop producers.
- Buy a better mic cause you're a millionaire and some of your lyrics are hard to know without rap genius.
- Next time Stephen Collebar interviews you, you should be the only who freaks him out.
- Marry Kim and divorce her again so your life become more dramatic and you produce better music.
- Fire Paul Rosenburg, and get better guy who promotes your music as it deserves and connect you with other artists so we have good features.
- Pop Vicodins again
- Lye on your back and let rihanna set on your face and lie, let Rihanna call you Pinocchio and wait for your nose to grow