Oct 25, 2015I was just listening to some old songs, freestyles and features from 1999., stuff during the SSLP period, and man, that style and content is incredible. Quotable funny lines on every song and freestyle. Slim Shady just being crazy without being personal is the best.
I really miss lines like
"Made a bomb threat with a fake device, strip you naked twice, pistol whip you and force you to take advice"
"Break into your crib, steal your s--- and lock it back"
"Storing the dead bodies in grandma's little basement"
"Pills keep screaming "PLEASE QUIT SWALLOWING ME""
"All that's left of your niece is a piece of her doll and all that's left of her puppy is a leash and a paw"
"My split personality is having an identity crisis"
Man, Slim Shady was brilliant. I don't know what exactly happened between SSLP and MMLP, but he got angry and personal. The original Slim Shady wasn't angry, he just had a twisted sense of humor.
What are your favorite classic Slim Shady lines?