Serious Best Posts: Would you rather s--- a d-ck for 1 minute, or get food poisoning?

  1. Oldboy
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  2. Zep
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    Zep Certified Feminist

    Oct 25, 2015
    Koolo tryna see if hes the only one on s80 who wants to s--- a d-ck
     
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  3. theg
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    theg got that pma

    Oct 25, 2015
    dawg seriously what the f---
     
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  4. Oldboy
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    yea pls stay out of this

    jesus i would take a bullet to the head
     
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  5. Pato v3
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    Pato v3 exilio

    Oct 25, 2015
    @Art Gangsta avy up bro
     
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  6. Oldboy
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    Oct 25, 2015
    you should be used to s--- d-ck...you choked on all of your battles
     
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  7. Final
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    Final

    Oct 26, 2015
    *casually throws in "that one time when i got shot"*

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  8. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Oct 25, 2015
    The suppositories are still chillin in my fridge for a rainy day if you need one fam. :dkk:
     
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  9. Isabella
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    Oct 25, 2015
    I'm so amused by the discussions grown men get into. I could eavesdrop for hours
     
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  10. theg
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    theg got that pma

    Oct 25, 2015
    listen to an entire song by narsh
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    s--- a d-ck for the same duration of time as the song
     
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  11. Narsh
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    Oct 25, 2015
    thought this was a @FINESSING thread realized its our almighty admin

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  12. Thy
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    Thy 000000

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    @FINESSING please stop pm'ing koolo b.
     
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  13. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Oct 25, 2015
    I had food poisoning on 4th of July and had to go to the hospital because I couldn't keep any water down and didn't stop puking even when I stopped trying to drink for like 12 hours. I was so dehydrated my whole body felt dry and wrinkly and my abs/stomach were cramping up from convulsing/dry heaving. My girlfriend said when I was dry heaving I was making noises she didn't think human beings could make.

    They gave me promethazine suppositories to take home if I kept feeling nauseous so if I'm gonna have to shove a pill up my a--- anyway I might as well s--- a d-ck for a minute and save the $400 hospital visit.
     
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  14. Byczu
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    Byczu Making music...sorta

    Oct 25, 2015
    Here we go again :lol6:
     
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  15. Mano
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    Oct 25, 2015
    Food poisoning
     
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  16. theg
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    theg got that pma

    Oct 25, 2015
    or you could lock the closet door and hope he dies of starvation
     
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  17. because the internet
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    Oct 25, 2015
    h--- naw, h--- to the naw naw naw
     
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  18. Oldboy
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    Oct 25, 2015
    :ytujty:
     
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  19. Astro
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    Astro ASHAD SEND ME THIS!

    Oct 25, 2015
    These Would You Rather's are getting more and more suspicous :work:
     
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  20. Immy
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    Immy yikes

    Oct 25, 2015
    why not both:sweatt:
     
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