Serious Would you rather s--- a d-ck for 1 minute, or get food poisoning?

Started by Oldboy, Oct 25, 2015, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Art Gangsta
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    Oct 25, 2015
    I would definitely prefer food poisoning to s--- D.

    At worst, I'm sick for a few days. I got a strong metabolism. I'm Armenian. I got enough garlic in my system to fend off most poison you can concoct.

    But on the off-chance you're Walter White, and the poison is going to k--- me, in that case, I'll s--- D, swallow, *and* like it. #nohomo
     
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  2. Oldboy
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    good second post Art
     
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  3. Isabella
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    I'm so amused by the discussions grown men get into. I could eavesdrop for hours
     
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  4. Art Gangsta
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    i know. we sound like we're 13. why you gotta judge?
     
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  5. Pato v3
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    @Art Gangsta avy up bro
     
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    Oct 25, 2015
    I do both on the reg, often at the same time
     
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  7. CODEiNE DEMON
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

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    Speaking of which, this is your best avy yet
     
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  8. Pato v3
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    duh
     
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  9. Charlie Work
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    Cringe thread
     
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  10. Big Mitch
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    Oct 25, 2015
    i've had food poisoning before... not fun. that being said, it would take crazy circumstances to put a d-ck in my mouth.

    give me the food poisoning.
     
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  11. FLORIDA MAN
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    Just to go with the theme of s80 lately, you should make it Ebola vs. big black d-ck.
     
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  12. Oldboy
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    imma let @theg handle the third part of the trilogy tbh
     
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  13. Oldboy
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    :tyik:
     
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  14. theg
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    theg got that pma

    Oct 25, 2015
    i dont really want anything to do with it tbh
     
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  15. theg
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    theg got that pma

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    but heres another suggestion
    blow narsh to the point of climax but he jizzes on himself
    or someone else does that but you gotta take the load
     
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  16. theg
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    theg got that pma

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    :puke:
     
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  17. Oldboy
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    when the time is right, you will do whats right
     
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  18. Oldboy
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    yea pls stay out of this

    jesus i would take a bullet to the head
     
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    Pato v3 exilio

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  20. Mano
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    Food poisoning
     
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