Dec 20, 2014 I don't care about how many super bowls they have played, h--- as long they know how to throw a f---ing football and at least win a few games here and there, I'm perfectly fine with that.
Dec 20, 2014 When I was like 6, I went to a public pool with my grandparents. I couldn't swim so whenever my grandpa would go to the deeper end I would follow him but hold on against the wall. So we were in like the 8ft area and he was treding water with his back towards me. I figured I'd be able to push off the wall and grab onto his back because he wasn't that far away from me. So, the second I pushed off the wall to grab onto his back he swam under water and I completely missed him lol so there I was... Stranded in the middle of the deep end of the pool, clearly struggling to keep my head above water, I think my head dunked under the water like 3 or 4 times lol I remember thinking to myself there's a bunch of people in this pool, someone has to recognize me over here about to die lol and surely no one did. I remember after like the forth time my head dunked under water I was really tired from swinging my arms and legs so much trying to grab on to something or move towards the wall, I thought to myself I can't keep this us, the next time I get my head above water I have to make an all out effort towards the wall and luckily I was able too. Don't know how I did it, I just got like all my momentum and pushed myself towards the wall lol. Didn't swim for like a year after that until my grandparents made me take swimming lessons lol.
Dec 20, 2014 threw a tied up plastic bag full of my piss off the top of my building and hit a leader of the crips, i actually wrote a story about this before titled get pissed on or die trying.
Dec 20, 2014 I once was chased by a moose for 30 minutes until I managed to jump on top of him and snap his neck
Dec 20, 2014 The time I snuck in to a girls house and f----- her in her bedroom while her dad was asleep 2 rooms away.
Dec 20, 2014 I guess mine was when I guzzled two 40oz's of king cobra on an empty stomach...I had Eminem The Way I Am on repeat in my room and passed out...I woke up in a paramedic stretcher hooked to an IV completely not drunk anymore...They had flushed my system
Dec 21, 2014 Flipped a 4 wheeler on top of me when I wad 15. Luckily it got caught on a rock so I escaped with no injuries. I was pinned under it for a good while though lol. Another time my dad and I were driving down an icy mountain road and the truck started skidding and did a 360. When it came to a stop it was hanging half-way off of a bridge. I looked out the passenger side window and could see the ice-covered river 20 feet below me. Fortunately some guy with a truck drove by after a little while and stopped to pull the truck out with chains. Somewhat similar to Koolo's story.
Dec 21, 2014 i took 45mg of valium, smoked 4 joints, then took 2 shots of whiskey. i was only a sophmore in highs school at the time. i ended up passing out on my bathroom with puke everywhere floor according to my brother and woke up in a hospital bed like wtf happened
Dec 27, 2014 I was rushing to a final & some dude in front of me breaks to make a left out of know where so I was getting ready to change lanes & behind me was a huge truck.....moron in the truck switched his lane right when I was going to switch too, but I realized last second and braked. I was so close of getting hit...my car would of flipped over for sure.
Dec 27, 2014 The closest I've gotten is when I was in middle school, me and my friend thought it'd be funny to play fight right beside the street to see if anyone would stop. I wound up tripping as a car drove by and my head fell into the street, inches away from being ran over by a car. Safe to say we stopped doing that.
Dec 27, 2014 One time in 3rd grade I was playing tag and I tagged my friend then f---ing bolted, and I didn't see this trashcan to my left and for some stupid reason the school had, no s---, these blunt rusty hook things hanging from the side of the trashcans right at my height and so I'm running and I run into the hook, it stops me dead in my tracks and slices into my forehead. I was so shocked by the pain I like jerked back and like ripped my forehead even more. I just sat there crying with blood pouring out my head for like 30 minutes cuz for some reason the school didn't want to call an ambulance so my mom had to drive all the way out from pretty much downtown Houston and then drive me to the hospital. I wouldn't say I was close to death, that's just technically the closest I've come.
Dec 28, 2014 Have a couple. I was in like 5th grade me and the homies always playing football at the park. So I went on my mongoose bike to one of my friends house and we were the last two outta like 20 dudes that were gonna get to the park so we decided to take his bike to get there quicker. I got on the pegs. So we have to cross a pretty busy street to get to the park and this coon takes off with a car coming pretty fast and we make it easily bit this fa---- didn't slow down and he hits some wire that surrounds the park(hard to see) and I f---ing do a front flip over his a--- on some Charlie Brown s--- but front flip and I swear I thought I was gonna land on my neck and luckily flipped my head just enough. I couldn't breathe for like 10 min. I ended up being able to play but my back was sore as he'll for like a week
