Nov 5, 2015

When I lived next right to the beach I'd sleep in the attic area and sometimes wake up from the moonlight. One late night was cold for some reason and I was staring out at the beach and I notice someone far away standing there near the water looked like a woman in a white dress. Then she calmly starts walking into the water. My heart drops to my stomach and I scrambled for the binoculars. I finally find them and look through and don't see anyone. I'm still trying to find her through the binoculars when suddenly I felt an extremly cold wind blow through me and shortly after I hear silent footsteps behind me. I turn around to find myself wasting your time with this bs story

 

Nov 5, 2015

Saw a white dude that married an Indian chick

 

Nov 14, 2015

On my friends 21st birthday he got extremely drunk. We were having a cookout at his parents house for it. First he pulled his d-ck out and said "c'mon guys let's compare" After we finally got him to put his d-ck away he ran over to the picnic table and karate chopped a stick of butter. We said "Derrick, stop, the butter!" And he said "f--- you and your butter!" Then he threw it on the ground and started rolling around and doing snow angels in it. Finally he got up and dumped a full can of beer on his dad's head. That was the last straw. His dad punched him in the face and knocked him out cold. That was the end of the party.

 

Nov 10, 2015

Saw this white lady with a leash on her kid, but she didn't have it in her hand.. Bish was just letting lil homie roll around the store in his heelys with a leash on like that s--- regular.

 

Nov 5, 2015

7/10, should've made it longer