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Eminem Best Posts: Eminem's best puns ever

  1. THE SAGA
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    THE SAGA Banned

    Nov 13, 2015
    whooo!! From boy to man, still make a hormone like a thyroid gland.
    -Don't Front
     
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  2. boyz n the suburbs
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    boyz n the suburbs In my city, I'm a young God

    Nov 13, 2015
    "Homie the veggies on my plate can fly,
    My fillet is smoking weed,
    Yea fa---- the stakes are high"
    #Bars :emoji_fire: :whew::scaryem:
     
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  3. Dking002
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    Dking002

    Nov 13, 2015
    You guys are like steps now, all you do is stair
     
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  4. marshall stanely
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    marshall stanely

    Nov 13, 2015
    as we all know, Eminem lyrically is unreachable, and always make fantastic play on words. So which one of puns you prefer or like most?
    e.g
    ''I gave Bruce Wayne a Valium and said
    settle ya f---ing a--- down I'm ready for combat, man
    get it calm Batman?''
     
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  5. RG9
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    RG9

    Sep 10, 2017
    “You said you was king, you lied through your teeth
    For that, f--- your feelings
    Instead of gettin' crowned you're gettin' capped“

    That is a great punchline tbh
     
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  6. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Nov 14, 2015
    no the puns and recovery are great because Eminem's the best lyrically. he's number 1, his shouting flow gave me goosebumps he's so good, his flow is impeccable, just the number 1 lyricist no question. name one person who could body em on a track? lmao u cant! that's right because he's number 1 hands down!!! if you don't agree, you're not a real rap fan and you probably like lil wayne LOL. (BTW they did a song together, and Em actually subliminally dissed wayne, cause hes so dumb LOL!!)
     
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  7. The Box
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    The Box

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  8. RG9
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    RG9

    Sep 10, 2017
    "Watch them leave out the window, guess that's why they call it window pane"

    [​IMG]
     
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  9. SteveD7177
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    SteveD7177

    Nov 14, 2015
    "It's like apples to orange, peaches ta plums, yea, I'm bananas p---- cut off the grapes and grow a Pair"" - Cold wind blows
     
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  10. Reed Richards
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    Reed Richards

    Nov 14, 2015
    (Girl what would you do if i said that your body was off the chain, and i said that i smile every single time i "saw" your face, i aint finished b---- i meant in half, oil the blades!)
     
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  11. Thy
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    Thy 000000

    Nov 13, 2015
    out
     
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    Spatula Relapse is a masterpiece

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    Crown so tight that it cuts off circulation to the brain, no oxygen, in other words there's no air (heir) to the throne
     
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  13. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Nov 14, 2015
    These not so obvious puns are what Eminem is best at...otherwise he sorta sucks at puns (see; Recovery era)
     
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  14. Thy
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    Thy 000000

    Nov 14, 2015
    The "call me a fa---- cause I hate a p----" is a f---ing hopsin level punchine.
     
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