Nov 23, 2015

i brought a girl candy bars...like 50 of them

and for some odd reason i opened all 50 and sprayed them with perfume and wrapped them back up

.. i dont know why i thought this was a good idea...i thought it would be cool if she ate good smell candy and she will like me..she ate two and started vomitting and they took her to the hospital

 

Nov 23, 2015

I owned an ICP shirt in middle school

 

Nov 23, 2015

so when i was in like.. 2nd or 3rd grade, this girl had this badass a bug's life keychain



i had been wanting one and never got it... and i really f---ing wanted it cause i had a bugs life backpack
so when i saw she had one... i decided it had to be mine

so one day everyone is heading for the door to leave for recess and i think I'm sly and kinda wait at my desk..everyone exits the classroom and i remember i hit the floor and belly crawled toward her desk and made it under her desk... so I'm sitting under her desk feeling around for her backpack and i find the keychain and take that s---.. i go over to my desk and put it in my backpack (at this point I'm in the classroom alone, lights are off and the door is closed) so i think i just succeeded and walk toward the door.. i open the door and step outside and the entire class is just lined up waiting for me

i guess the teacher knew i was still in there and was making the class wait for me before leaving.. no worries, i said i had to tie my shoes or something and no one 2nd guessed it

fast forward to the end of the day... everyone is packing up their stuff to go home and the girl literally starts screaming "i lost my keychain, someone took my keychain" and was flipping her s---... now... i've never stolen anything before and i very clearly remember this keychain being the first thing i ever stole and in my head i must have just gotten caught cause my face said "oh f---" and literally like 5 seconds into the girl screaming about her stolen property, the teacher turns around and looks directly at me

needless to say, i got caught and this probably explains why i think stealing is bad.. my first attempt was a huge flop

 

Nov 23, 2015

There was a guy called getbannedrealsteady and we were in the group called New Nikkas. One day he got banned on greatest rap forum ever. I thought it would be a good idea to show support for him so I changed my avy to his avy. Everyone were disapointed: my father @Deadpool, even @Koolo himself. I regret that to this day. It's hard to be a kid...

 

Nov 23, 2015

okay this corny

 

Nov 23, 2015

One time we ran out of toilet paper in 3rd grade so I used my sock... The toilet clogged and the janitor came and everything and made this huge scene about it because a sock was clogging it up bad, but then the teacher clearly saw that I only had one sock on and they knew I just wiped my a--- with a sock

Some kids I went to elementary school with still give me s--- about it to this day

 

Nov 23, 2015

she told her parents about my candys and they told my dad and he grounded me...i wanted to prove to him my candy were not the reason for this so i ate one infront of him..and actually nothing happened to me but i grew a liking to this candy/perfume thingy..they were weirdly good..so i started eating them after school regularly .. then i had a food poisoning like 2 months later cuz i started spraying them on more daring candys that involved caramel

 

Nov 23, 2015

when i was in year 4 me and my friend were f---ing around with a big permanent marker. not tagging buildings and s---, just drawing on our books and school s---. after a while he writes "EAT s--- AND DIE" across his entire ruler, i crack the f--- up and find it hilarious, so i do the same to my ruler.

Now two 4th graders are walking around the school waving rulers around that have "EAT s--- AND DIE" written on them. everyone in our grade thought it was hilarious cause swearing as a kid was the epitome of comedy. anyways after lunch we go back to class and sorta forget about it. I'm sitting at my desk doing my work then i just see the teachers hand pick up my ruler...
I get in heaps of s--- and have like 3 days detention or some s--- and she confiscated the ruler and left it on her desk. fast forward a day later another teacher from my friends class walks in and see's the ruler. "Students in your class are doing this too!?!??! I've confiscated at least 3 of these this morning!"

to keep this long story a bit shorter, s--- spiraled out of control and teachers went and checked every ruler that people had in our grade. they then got everyone together who did it (about 20 of us, by this time) and pretty much yelled at us till everyone said "oh i just saw coco and his friend do it and we thought it was funny and copied it" they called our parents and we got detention for like 5 days or some s---.

 

Nov 23, 2015

Koolo trying to get one of us to snap. These memories are repressed for a reason.

 

Nov 23, 2015

I peed on myself in 5th grade ...
.....we were having a fire drill and the teacher wouldn't let me leave to go use the BR......there was a huge puddle of piss under my seat....everyone knew... and whats worse is I had to participate in the fire drill with my pants wet, the teacher tied a shirt around my waist so no one else would know, but I was so embarrassed.

 

Nov 23, 2015

:drakenerd: We got all day

 

Nov 24, 2015

Embarrassing moment #2...


So in 6th grade this boy transferred to my school and he was perfect. (As perfect as a boy can be in 6th grade) ...it was love at first sight, which was a big deal for me, because up until then I hadn't liked boys in that sense ( was a tomboy and not interested in boys like that, I think i secretly wanted to be a boy back then )....

ALL the girls wanted him, he was athletic, quiet, but he had that Gatsby appeal to him.

So this one day we were playing our usual game of tag (boys against girls) and I thought this is perfect I was the fastest track runner in my school (for the girls) so in the back of my mind I'm thinking "okay Shahidah, this is your moment". So I'm pulling out ALL the stops trying to get him to notice me and it works! he starts chasing me and only me around the playground. Next thing I know were running on some small rocks and my ankle slips and I baseball slide on the ground right in front of him! I was so embarrassed!....he was good about it though he laughed at me, asked if I was okay and then helped me up.

After that I never "tried" to get a guy again.

Sorry for making so long, but I had to add the background info.

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Nov 23, 2015

Crank dat was all we'd do while roller blading on Friday nights

 

Nov 24, 2015

This thread lmao
My story is from kindergarten. The whole class was sitting in a big circle criss cross apple sauce style on the carpet. The class phone rang so the teacher got up to go answer it, and paused whatever activity we were doing for a moment. Me and my best friend were sitting across from each other on opposite sides of the circle. I had the biggest crush on him, so I came up with what I thought would be a good idea to impress him. so we were all knee to knee, except him and who ever he was sitting next to, there was a small gap between them. I thought it would be cool to run across the circle and do one of those ballerina leaps (the one were they jump and kick their legs apart) through the gap between him and the other kid, then go get water at the water fountain. I got up dashed across the circle, did my leap and everything was going well until my back foot went straight into his face. his whole head jerked back and he started crying. I had to sit inside during recess that day smh.

 

Nov 23, 2015

I pissed my pants in middle school, first or second day of class I think.

Teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom.

 

Nov 23, 2015

Koolo the killer

 

Nov 24, 2015

I hated pe and they made me play sports and one time the basketball hit me square in the face, I wear glasses most times, so it hurt like h---, fkn dork.
I skipped a step on the main loggia stairs and somewhat tripped but I did a wobble movement to regain balance, I laughed it off but I was actually mortified.
I kept messing around with my braces cus I had a habit of chewing on pencils and one of the brace fell off of my front tooth so I had to stay that way for a couple days, it was embarrassing.
I once was jumping on the bed and fell off and landed on my right shoulder I tried to hide it but my mom knowing me better than I know myself, saw that I was using my left hand to do things and I'm a righty, and she told me to lift up my arm over my head and when I did I started crying, I was taken to the er and had to wear a sling for a month. idk why I tried to hide it? probably cus I thought I'd get in trouble for jumping on the bed.

I know I have more clumsy moments, I have a huge bruise on my leg right now cus I walked in to the edge of the table at work the other day. I'm so not graceful for someone who did ballet as a kid.

 

Nov 24, 2015

Hmmm i cant really think of anything EMBARRASSING...

OH! Once in third grade i was doing sit ups in gym and there was this really hot girl next to me that i had asked out the previous day before and she said yes so it was that dumb elementary school dating and on my 29th sit up (i remember it oh so vividly) i farted cause i had to s--- and it literally vibrated the gym floor making every one look at us, to make matters worse it was wet asf



..Ive said to much i feel dumb now

 

Nov 23, 2015

Not sure if this counts but I was 12 or 13 me and my cousins were kicking the ball together and someone kicked it too far and I went to get it. I got it from the street and came running back with it where we were playing. It was like along the beach side where only pedestrians are allowed. And these two girls speeding on a scooter hit me on my left side and before I knew it was across the other side of the street. The girls had no helmets and one was hurt pretty bad on her forhead. I had a few scratches but otherwise seemed ok. People started coming and me and my cousins fled the scene before police or ambulance arrived.

We got somewhere safe and immediately I noticed I could barely move my left leg without it hurting really bad. I could only slowly limp. I told my cousins not to tell my mum because she's the type who'd smack me if I hurt myself for being an idiot and I didn't want anyone to make a big deal out of it.

I was lucky it was still summer holidays so I decided to spend it on the couch playing ps2 so my mum wouldn't find out. I tied a shirt really tight around the part that hurt with a piece of plank inside to keep pressure on in and that helped a bit but I still couldn't walk properly unless going very very slow. I spent that summer replaying all my games. A few days before school would start again I took it off to test it and it was all fine.

I still don't know what kind of injury that was or if it ever properly healed I might get an X-ray done