JMG's Forum Fiction© - The Missing Thread

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  1. Oldboy
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    Jan 9, 2016
    come on bless us pls
     
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  2. JMG
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    JMG

    Jan 9, 2016
    "Everybody come quick! Thugger is dancing on a pole on periscope" shouted a giddy Narsh. He could not contain his excitement as he continued to express his joy "LMAO HES STRIPPING HOLY SHITTTTTTT ITS FINALLY HAPPENING". Finally almost every poster was in the Young Thug section after Narsh left them no choice. The effervescence in his demeanor and the sparkle in his eyes was enough to provide lifetimes of happiness to the saddest man.. However, the disappointment that plagued his face when he woke up from the first rest in over a week was demoralizing. It was all a dream as reality set in he struggled to let go of that short moment of bliss. The truth was the Young Thug section was no more. They tried to re open it but it failed due to Narsh being in shock and not strong enough to carry it.

    Meanwhile a broken S80 community was ready to crumble as they witnessed the Eminem section vanish next. The conspiracy grew larger and more complex then imaginable. Koolo was left no choice but to fire the entire staff until this was solved. He spent the next couple days and nights glued to his computer trying to decipher the events of the last couple weeks. He searched every inch of the forum looking for anything to propel some sort of clue. Although the trail remained cold leaving him once again feeling defeated. He wouldn't risk trying to release Nut Up in fear that the next section would follow the same fate. In the midst of the investigation, the stench from Narsh was becoming toxic. A depressed Koolo watched his most active poster continue to suffer and he decided it was time to pull the plug.

    The forum gathered after the announcement that Narsh would be put down. JMG returned from retirement for the day to witness the affair and even volunteered to carry out the act. A miserable JG2 protested and begged for them not to do it. It wasn't an option though and the ceremony was about to begin. Mask were provided to anyone who wanted to get close to him. Many posters took their opportunity to say goodbye. While some were sad, others were relived. Captain Awesome approached Narsh and all eyes were focused on the two posters. CA stood over him for only 10 seconds before he unzipped his pants and began to urinate all over a defenseless Narsh. JG2 lunged at CA but was immediately knocked out by theg. Koolo fired a shot in the air and the commotion turned to silence. "Are you f---ing done?" he asked. Everyone agreed it was time to finish this. Koolo handed a smirking JMG the hammer and he rose it high in the air and aimed it at Narsh..

    "WAIT hes trying to say something" said Charlie Strangelove. Narsh struggling to move appeared to be trying to speak. "What is it buddy" asked ThyNeighbor. Narsh begun to mumble something "telll.. ....wpg....

    the hammer dropped before Narsh could finish his sentence.. R.I.P Narsh

     
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  3. Final
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    Final

    Jan 9, 2016
    rip narsh

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  4. Oldboy
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    Jan 9, 2016
    omg this is so good pls dont stop !!!
     
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  5. larn
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    larn I heard you're good with them soft lips

    Jan 9, 2016
    "Everybody come quick! Thugger is dancing on a pole on periscope"shouted a giddy Narsh."
    :laff:
    JMG going in:uzi:
     
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  6. gorealsteady
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    gorealsteady heal & create

    Jan 9, 2016
    not cool
     
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  7. JMG
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    JMG

    Jan 9, 2016
    i think im gonna do 2 more parts in this story then I am gonna take my time on a whole new story
     
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  8. Thy
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    Thy 000000

    Jan 9, 2016
    What is it buddy? :cry2:
     
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  9. Final
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    Final

    Jan 9, 2016
    it's only been a few posts but narsh's death is really starting to get to me

    i can't believe he's gone... [​IMG]
     
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  10. lil uzi vert stan
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    Jan 9, 2016
    Lol another L for @Narsh
     
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  11. Michael Myers
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    Michael Myers Moderator

    Jan 9, 2016
    Keep this going, this is great lol
     
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  13. sxneighty123
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    This is amazing :banderas:
     
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  14. Mikey
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    Jan 9, 2016
    Lol. I think this is HoF worthy.
     
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  15. Soldier
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    Soldier big cuntry's alias

    Jan 9, 2016
    Starting to read this now
     
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    Soldier big cuntry's alias

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    "I will literally cut out your a------ and feed it to your dog while your naked little sister watches.. then i will make her clean it up " yelled Koolo.

    one line in and this is what i see already lmfaoooooo
     
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  17. Narsh
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    Jan 9, 2016
    Lit lmaoo :drake2:
     
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  18. JMG
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    JMG

    Jan 9, 2016
    Part 4 and 5 will be longer also
     
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  19. Kon
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    Kon

    Jan 9, 2016
    This is f---in classic, holy s---. :'(
     
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  20. JMG
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    JMG

    Jan 9, 2016
    Can someone post this in Skippys thread.. for some reason I can't.
     
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