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who else got beat as a kid?

Started by Mike Tyson, Jan 5, 2016, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Poohdini
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    As baby Pooh I used to get those hard a--- spankings if I was out of line from my mom & dad. As I got older, sometimes my mom would just straight up put hands on me, eventually graduating to common kitchen utensils like wooden spoons & spatulas.

    My pops was more old fashioned, but just as creative. I could write a legit short story on all of our battles. Anything from blind side shots, slap boxing, head locks, wrestling, dead legs, nothing was off the table. One time he'd asked why I hadn't mowed the lawn yet, I was like well, I just woke up. Wrong answer. He ran up on me, pulled my hoodie over my head and hit me with a barrage of head and body shots. Ended up mowing the lawn and cleaning the f---ing gutters. He was probably a little over the top and overreacted on at least a dozen occasions, but I love him and understand it was coming from a good place, especially considering the smart a---/dickhead I used to be when talking to him sometimes.
     
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  2. Mike Tyson
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    Jan 5, 2016
    are you black?

    there's no way you're white :laff: your dad is a legend
     
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  3. Poohdini
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    Nope haha. He grew up in England, moved to Chicago right before getting married to my mom. He's basically Jason Statham without the 6-pack.
     
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  4. reD10S
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    Not me:drake2: I knew I was the man of the house by the age of 6.
     
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  5. Mike Tyson
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    :laff: that explains it

    you should email your stories to Bill Burr for "F is For Family" season 2. your childhood sounds hilarious
     
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  6. Poohdini
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    Lol funny you say that because as I'm watching the show I'm like d---, this guy reminds me of my dad when he loses it.
     
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  7. Cruz
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    like a true sp**, when i cursed or did something bad i would get whippings with a belt or have to kneel on rice for a bit. :wow5: The whippings stopped as soon as i hit the point in life where i laughed when i got hit. They knew it wasn't working anymore. :shmurda:
     
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    Kneel on rice?
     
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  9. Mike Tyson
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    it's some hard core punishment imported from puerto rico

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    after effects:


    this why miguel cotto can take such a beating, he grew up despite the harsh realities

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  10. Michael Myers
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    Yeah but then eminem told me to stand up for myself and I beat the s--- out of them
     
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  11. Meero
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    My mom bit me in my hand when i was like 7
     
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    surprised soldier isn't posting in this thread
     
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    I was too scared of my mom tbh.. she'd count 1.. 2 and then i'd be too p---- to defy her.
     
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    lol im sorry for being an a------ but i just saw this thread from the homepage and the title made me laugh so i just had to come in and tell you all that it did.
     
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  15. Mike Tyson
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    this is how i know you're white :lmaooo:
     
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  16. Soldier
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    i was never beat as a kid and am too old now to be
     
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  17. Immy
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    Im not white

    mom is half white tho:lmaooo:

    wait this contradicts

    nvm im white
     
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  18. Mike Tyson
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    ahhh, the old "mike tyson"

    never happened to me personally, not even in a street fight
     
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  19. Mike Tyson
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    :laff: u a quarter white then
     
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  20. Music
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    you should have been then
     
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