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  1. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    Jan 9, 2016
    Easy. I'd get a job as a waiter or bartender. I'd order something cheap on the menu, an add on like extra dressing which would be like 50 cents. I'd then proceed to tip myself $999.50. Repeat process until 1 mil is spent and walk home with a little under a mil

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    JG2 Thugger Lover

    Jan 9, 2016
    keep that
     
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    Jan 9, 2016
    I promise I read the rules I just thought I saw an extra 0

    K then I'd invest in stocks at 1000 dollar increments and probably 1000 each of coke weed molly etc then impulse buy anything I can until either time is up or money's gone, then fall back on the stock n dope money
     
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  4. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

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    That moment when you realize, even with a million dollars, you still can't afford a pair of Yeezys with that $1000 spending limit per transaction :mjcry: Maybe I can buy one shoe at a time.

    *****LOOKING TO BUY: Size 12 Air Yeezy 2s, right side only. Must be mint***
     
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    rapmusik 4

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    my idol. Tai Lopez can do no wrong.
     
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    Thy 000000

    Jan 9, 2016
    I'd k--- myself
     
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

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    Oh u mad huh
     
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    yeezyfan11 i am a god

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    Tai Lopez (@tailopez) _ Twitter.jpg
     
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  9. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    Jan 9, 2016
    @Narsh gonna put ricin in @Skippy s blow like Heisenberg
     
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  10. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    Jan 9, 2016
    I used to be a waiter and bartender and still know people who do it and manage bars/restaurants. Not to mention you don't need to be a brain surgeon to get that kind of job the same day, especially if they really needed the help.

    Now what if it was a strict place where you needed your paper work to go through? Hire a current waiter, repeat process, give them a cut. Walk out with a little under a mil still

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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

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    New house new whip pay off the whole thing for both drop the rest in stocks and drugs and flip both at higher prices
     
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  12. Patti Mayonnaise
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    Patti Mayonnaise

    Jan 9, 2016
    How would you do it?

    Rules
    1.You need to show receipts
    2. You cannot give away any money
    3. Purchases cannot exceed $1000.00 at a time
    4. Don't play yourself

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