Jan 12, 2016

I've fallen in love with a Tinder bot

 

Jan 12, 2016

I was coming back from a Yankee game years ago and was pretty drunk and got separated from my friends. I took the subway to manhattan to grab a bus back to Jersey. As I'm walking to the Port Authority I see a strip club so I decided it would be a good idea to go in by myself drunk. I grab a beer and a stripper talked me into getting the champagne room for $250. So of course drunk worm says yes. Fast forward to the next day I wake up hungover not remembering a lot and I see I have a voicemail. It's my credit card company saying there's some strange charges. So I call them up and they tell me I've been charged $1000 and start asking me where I was. I said I was at a club and only charged $250. My bank had to call the strip club and argue the charges and I got the money back. Strip clubs and alcohol don't mix like 2 d----s and no b----, find yourself in serious s---.

 

Jan 12, 2016

Lol I fear it. This happened to me one time. I was in a restaurant lounge with loud background noise. A man said to me "I like your boobs." I was so appalled and turned around without saying a word. I thought that was something only people online would say. His friend commented saying how rude I was & couldn't take a genuine compliment.

Later in the evening someone commented on my BOOTS I was wearing. It hit me. I felt like an absolute b!tch and wish I found that man to sincerely apologize.

 

Jan 12, 2016

boy they did good scams on you...n----- still dont know he got took

 

Jan 12, 2016

When everyone was playing call of duty in like 09 I would scam ppl for Microsoft points

 

Jan 12, 2016

She's a girl

 

Jan 12, 2016

Lol I especially love the strip club stories.

I've never been scammed beside the occasional bums in any city asking for some extra cash. I'm not sure if this counts.. but I had a random phone call from out of state call me consistently for weeks on end. I finally decided to pick up, was a man with a heavy Indian accent exclaiming I just won some money "from the government" I politely declined. Few mins later.. same number, different voice, I asked if I could be removed from the list & the man responds "Ok ma'am as you wish. Can I have a kiss instead?" I thought I heard wrong at first, I had to ask if he could repeat himself. "Just a little kiss, miss?" Blocked. Hung up immediately after lol.

 

Jan 12, 2016

what happened?

i dont think my story is a scam but its funny to me...there is a guy who sells tea next to my house..like in a cart in the street...sometimes its him..sometimes its his co-worker..each time i give 5 (lets say dollars for the ease of understanding)..i should get 3 dollars back...but the guy the "Scammer" always return 2..and he always look guilty as f--- "pls dont look into my eyes pls dont look into my eyes"...i always let him have the extra dollar tho

you?

 

Jan 12, 2016

f--- what's ur #?

 

Jan 12, 2016

I don't think I've been scammed per say, but I've had a lot of s--- straight up stolen from me over the years. A lot of loans that never got paid back. Friends, family, employees, and strangers. It's pretty sad. Everyone who knows me in real life knows that I would give them the shirt off my back. Even when I see it coming, I give people the benefit of the doubt. Just the other night my brother in law jacked $500 out of my sock drawer. I didn't know he had a key to my house, and he didn't know I had cameras. He knew d--- well I would have just given him some money if he would have asked. It always comes back on them though because he will need my help and I only get burned once by the same person. People are s--- and that's why I'm an a------ online

 

Jan 12, 2016

Lol hmm sounds nice doesn't it? Here's hoping for another opportunity

 

Jan 12, 2016

Not really a scam but I was 18. We went to this strip club and after a couple beers i decided to get a private dance. It was 20$ per song and i told the girl just one song. So while i'm there the b---- didn't say anything and 3 songs had passed. Then she goes "It's going to be 60$". I told her it was supposed to be one song. (I only had 40$ left) Then she says we were in for 3 songs so i owe her 60$. I told her i only had 40$ left and that she was supposed to tell me when the song was over. She looked at me with this pissed off look and said "whatever". So in the end she got scammed tryng to scam me.

 

Jan 12, 2016

Just a little kiss, miss

 

Jan 12, 2016

Loll wtf

@Narsh

 

Jan 12, 2016

I swear 90% of the time i've went to strip clubs strippers always come sit on my lap first. Maybe it's because i'm this innocent looking guy and they see me as easy prey or it's because they find me more attractive and think i have a lot of money. I like to believe it's the latter.

I enjoy the time they sit on my lap or on my d-ck but i almost always refuse a dance.

 

Jan 12, 2016

Bought a blank CD off some dude who said it was his mixtape.

f---ing b------

 

Jan 12, 2016

I had kinda the opposite of this happen to me when I worked at a carwash, some guy walked up to the counter and asked "Are these car fresheners buy one get one free?" before I could answer he grabbed two and threw a dollar down on the counter and walked away. Just kinda let him cause i thought it was hilarious.

 

Jan 12, 2016

The first time my friends and I got together to buy some weed we got ripped off. I don't think any of us saw a real eighth until junior year. That's what happens when pill heads are the only weed hook ups.