Jan 27, 2016

I got this thread idea from a list on RYM, but I thought it better to share any awkward or uncomfortable experiences here instead. This is also a good place to just vent about any unpopular opinion you may have or h--- just vent about your friends or family (just don’t mention their names here plz). So yeah, come in have a seat and let your hair down.

Bout two weeks ago, I was sitting in class with my head on the table because I only got 4 hours of sleep the night before when these three skater snap back wearing ruffians who sit in the row in front of me me were horsing around. They kept talking about how the word dork actually means "whale's pubes" or something salacious like that and they just kept calling each other whale's pubes over and over. They were clearly trying to impress the girl that sits adjacent to me. I got nervous that if I lifted my head up they'd start drag me into their skylarking. Unfortunately, me pretending to not be there, ended up just made me ripe for heckling instead.

One of the guys just let rip a huge fart and everyone was like "Gross, who was that?" and the "leader" of the pack said "it was *my name*". My head rose in a knee jerk reaction for me to just say "Huh? What are you guys talking about, I was sleeping" and he said "Stop pretending you weren't listening, you just farted". I realized it was probably him that actually farted so I kept vehemently insisting that it wasn't me but I could tell that the rest of them and especially the girl didn't buy it. Now I don't have a crush on the girl or anything, but I will say she's fairly attractive, normally I wouldn't care about s--- like this because I’m numb to it but I actually got close to socking this guy in the face. But there was nothing I could do at this point since they'll believe anything the more presentable male says so I just said "Whatever" and laid my head back down. Later on in class I think one of them threw a pencil at my head but I didn't care, I just slept until the bell rang.

It really irks me when "the cool kids" feel the need to act like this; I mean you already have attention so what’s the point. Normally I would’ve just brush it aside and scream into my pillow or hit the heavy bag when I get home, but I felt like I needed a place to vent rather than dwelling on it and letting this petty incident get to me . So yeah, anyone else have a s-----y day?

 

Jan 27, 2016

d--- fam that's rough

hopefully those kids will get out that phase soon

 

Jan 27, 2016

lmao whale pubes

 

Jan 27, 2016

cacs

 

Jan 27, 2016

did it smell?

 

Jan 27, 2016

nice one man

 

Jan 27, 2016

 

Jan 27, 2016

Nah it was a loud one. I've been told loud ones don't smell, silent stinkers are what really hit you with that knockout stench.

 

Jan 27, 2016

at least you didn't shart. i did that at applebees in front of a ton of people. and it smelled.

 

Jan 27, 2016

lol

my moms sharted while running in the rain out of a mcdonalds and into our car when I was a kid

she tried to whisper to my step dad that it was running down her leg but me and my cousins could totally hear her in the backseat

still not as bad as the time she sharted in a pew seat in church

 

Jan 27, 2016

is there a reason your mom keeps sharting

 

Jan 27, 2016

foh with that racism

 

Jan 27, 2016

no it's okay bro i'm white I can say that

 

Jan 27, 2016

op is destined to be a lifelong virgin

 

Jan 27, 2016

this is why black people think they can treat us like crap, have some respect for your race

 

Jan 27, 2016

oh good point

they need to stop holding us down

 

Jan 27, 2016

Why'd you say that?

 

Jan 27, 2016

cause ur stories are depressing and make me feel like P diddy

 

Jan 27, 2016

don't be mean

 

Jan 27, 2016

being honest isn't being mean, in fact your are doing a disservice by not speaking your mind