Serious Best Posts: Talk about a mess aye?

  1. Oldboy
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    Jan 31, 2016
    @JMG is the only person who can give an honest opinion on this
     
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  2. Lucy
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    Feb 2, 2016
    I thnik it's a great plan. Unless she's into that kinda thing, you'll likely turn her off and scare her away. just be carefull she might be into it and follow through by pulling out her carrot strap on. then you're f-----, literally.
     
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  3. gavin
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    gavin I go fishing, alot.. https://catchpedia.com

    Feb 2, 2016
    Right so it makes sense now on what I should do.

    > First take her to an extremely fancy dinner get her all hyped up for the night ahead of her.
    > Take her out to like a park or something and discuss how her week has been and you know just "CLEAR THE AIR".
    > After we finish talking we head back to the house.
    > When we get to the house I remove my shirt and expose my progressing abdominal's.
    > Catch her mid stink eye looking at my abdominal's grab her by her hand and guide her up stairs.
    > Tell her to wait in the room for a minute while I prepare the final surprise of the evening.
    > Put on a rabbit costume and hop on all fours into her room while wielding a carrot dildo in my hand and a bib that says feed me.

    Thoughts?
     
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  4. Mimi
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    Mimi the art of doing nothing

    Feb 2, 2016
    Are you 100% sure she saw you the time with the dildo? She could have been looking in the general direction of the door but more focused on other things to really notice?

    Could be that she is just a bit bored and trying to add some excitement into her life? Try to ignore the feelings she is provoking in you, there is so much at stake, your missus, family dynamics. If it gets too much you might need to discuss it with. Take her out for a coffee to do so. If she is trying to tempt you and you try to talk about this s--- at home I could see it going badly.
     
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  5. gavin
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    gavin I go fishing, alot.. https://catchpedia.com

    Feb 2, 2016
    Well did I get the part or not? Don't hold back give me your best c-m"shot".
     
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    theg got that pma

    Jan 31, 2016
    cuck ur uncle
     
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