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Awkward relationship moments.

Started by Raxofa, Feb 3, 2016, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. FLORIDA MAN
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    FLORIDA MAN

    Feb 3, 2016
    Your b---- fat as f--- probably has the walking farts. b---- probably s----s with the bathroom door open.
     
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  2. Music
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    Music

    Feb 3, 2016
    hank 2.0 must be broken again
     
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  3. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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    Feb 3, 2016
    farts are disgusting, I would eat a--- but if a girl farts around me she's gone
     
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    Feb 3, 2016
    I cause beef in 90% of the threads I'm in but I still contribute more than u
     
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  5. Music
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    Music

    Feb 3, 2016
    contributing s---, i'll give you that
     
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  6. Ricky
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    Ricky FORUM PRIME WILL BE BACK

    Feb 3, 2016
    Just like 2Pac said:

    "must be a lady in tha light, but real freaky in tha dark"
     
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  7. FLORIDA MAN
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    FLORIDA MAN

    Feb 3, 2016
    I won't even eat a--- after that traumatic experience. Didn't even know girls farted before that happened. Surprised the f--- out of me
     
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  8. Soldier
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    Feb 3, 2016
    like you do? mods have to merge half your posts because you just spam, you are such an idiot it's baffling.
     
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  9. Music
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    Music

    Feb 3, 2016
    don't quote me lmfao
     
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  10. Soldier
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    Soldier big cuntry's alias

    Feb 3, 2016
    was laughing at Music posting in a politics thread yesterday where everyone knew what they were talking about, having a good discussion, and he just randomly pops in and says "yeah idk why they doing that lol"

    dude just spams everything
     
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    Music is carrying on grs's legacy
     
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  12. FLORIDA MAN
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    FLORIDA MAN

    Feb 3, 2016
    His b---- smells like s--- too
     
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  13. FLORIDA MAN
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    FLORIDA MAN

    Feb 3, 2016
    I don't think he meant farting in her sleep kind of freaky. I'll check rap genius though
     
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  14. FLORIDA MAN
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    FLORIDA MAN

    Feb 3, 2016
    Nah your b----'s sphincter broken.
     
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  15. Raxofa
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    Raxofa We some youngin's making livin's

    Feb 3, 2016
    How did this start from awkward moments to fighting
     
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  16. FLORIDA MAN
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    FLORIDA MAN

    Feb 3, 2016
    f---ing fart sniffing trolls man.
     
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  17. Raxofa
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    Raxofa We some youngin's making livin's

    Feb 3, 2016
    Lets relax on this tho
     
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  18. pHiLLip fARkLe
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    Feb 6, 2016
    i was bangin my ex one time so hard that she sharted
     
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    Feb 6, 2016
    In the a--- or did she just have a really bad diet and was prone to that happening and s--- stains in her panties. Like do you think she coughs or sneezes and sharts, or did your crusty prick cause her to think she was dying so her bowels evacuated? Hit me back Fark bro.
     
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  20. pHiLLip fARkLe
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    Feb 6, 2016
    nah i was just rippin it up and a watery one made its way out.
    and thats the moment i fell in love

    nah but if i would of been the sharter i would of felt a lot more awkward.
     
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