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I had LASIK Eye Surgery Today

Started by Slyk, Apr 8, 2016, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Slyk
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    Apr 8, 2016
    few hours ago. ama.
     
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    Apr 8, 2016
    dont think u sposed to be on the pc bro. hope u on the night theme at least
     
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    oh wait ama...should you be on the pc? are you on the night theme?
     
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    Apr 8, 2016
    how many fingers am i holding up?
     
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    @LasiK The eye surgeon
     
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    oh f---. switching to night theme now.
     
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    @El Ares just saved my sight tbh
     
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    one thumb, up your a---. next question please.
     
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    Did it hurt?
     
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    Apr 8, 2016
    consulted with @LasiK & @eyesack prior to having @dr ho daddy swo perform the operation.
     
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    Apr 8, 2016
    u right lol

    no...oh my bad u meant slyk
     
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    nah was painless. i was semi-freaking out beforehand...cuz it's my d--- eyesight and without it i'd have to resort to brail p--- for the rest of my life, but they gave some valium to calm the nerves. couple numbing eyedrops, and the entire procedure was done within 5 minutes or so.
     
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    Apr 8, 2016
    I hear your vision goes out entirely at one point for a small moment. Is that true?
     
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    tbh, i would have missed sxn80 most if i had gone blind. f--- everything else.
     
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    The thought of having a razor blade to my eye would k--- me :nahgirl:
     
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    truth. not cuz you're temporarily blind, but because they're applying a cylindrical ring around your cornea with pressure...same concept as if you were to press hard on your eye for a few seconds and then open your eye and you'll see black until the vision returns.
     
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    Apr 8, 2016
    no razor..no blade at all. i shopped around a lot and there's still some surgeons who use (or even prefer) the blade method ("microkeratome"), but the way to go is "intralased"...which is bladeless. 2 different lasers are used -- 1 to cut the flap (in place of any blade) and 1 to zap your eyeballs into form.
     
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    Apr 8, 2016
    was hoping this was a @LasiK thread
     
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