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  1. Deadpool
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    Deadpool the end

    May 30, 2016
    open your mouth and speak words

    - DP
     
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  2. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    May 30, 2016
    stop looking at p--- and wanking everyday and you might be able to say a few words to a female without thinking about c-mming on her.
     
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  3. FLORIDA MAN
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    FLORIDA MAN

    May 30, 2016
    Just don't talk to them. Trust me, they're not interested
     
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  4. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    May 30, 2016
    1 girl stopped talking to you, get the f--- over it. How long have you been speaking to her as well? because I'm imagining the convo like
    R: "hey"
    Girl: "hey"
    R: "names rockstar i love p---, post on sxn80, like my 3ds soooooo much its so cool and i really really want a girlfriend"
    *user has gone offline*
     
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  5. asvdawg
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    asvdawg

    May 31, 2016
    "I told her im perverted"

    Rocky confirmed GOAT

    :laff:

    Real s--- bruh just keep trying and dont be so honest next time. Basically what @Enigma said
     
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  6. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    May 30, 2016
    yeah shes definitely a b---- man. who wouldn't want to talk to such a charming human that watches p--- on 3ds in school.
     
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  7. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    May 30, 2016
    "hey girl, im a freak and perverted and now you don't want to talk to me, your a c----, whor- and b----" great work rockstar, youll have a GF in no time buddy
     
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  8. Enigma
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    Enigma Civil liberties > Police safety

    May 30, 2016
    Pro tip: being perverted is not a good thing. That's not something you openly announce to someone who you just met or anyone for that matter.

    If you want girls to talk to you, stop viewing them as sex objects. Talk to them like normal people. Don't mention anything about p--- or make any sexual jokes/references. Talk to them about their hobbies, ask questions about what they're interested in, etc. be nice and polite to them. Don't stare at them inappropriately either. Just don't be a creep.
     
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  9. Mano
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    Mano

    May 31, 2016
    lol ^
     
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  10. Poohdini
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    Poohdini MVP MVP

    May 31, 2016
    I'm not even sure he's a real person tbh.
     
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  11. reservoirGod
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    reservoirGod reckless adventurer.

    May 30, 2016
    Did you tell her you have a million dollars and can s--- your own d-ck?
     
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  12. Michael Myers
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    Michael Myers Moderator

    May 30, 2016
    Put on Stronger Than I Was. I heard from a reliable source b------s LOVE it


    (You have to go after 14 year old insecure ones tho)
     
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  13. eddie
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    eddie

    May 30, 2016
    talk about food, b------s love food!
     
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  14. Enigma
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    Enigma Civil liberties > Police safety

    May 31, 2016
    Don't say this. Even if you do think it's true, keep it to yourself next time.

    Definitely don't say this next time. You need to learn to keep things to yourself. Not everything about yourself needs to be put out there. There's something called "privacy." No girl wants to know that you watch p--- or that you're obsessed with girls or that you stare at them inappropriately etc.
     
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  15. FLORIDA MAN
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    FLORIDA MAN

    May 30, 2016
    Never happened. rockstar just trying to be cool while secretly getting tons of p----
     
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  16. Immy
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    Immy yikes

    May 30, 2016
    these basically go hand in hand Rock*
     
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    Michael Myers Moderator

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    This thread bumping s--- is not good for the soul
     
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  18. boyz n the suburbs
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    boyz n the suburbs In my city, I'm a young God

    May 31, 2016
    :sweatt: Stay gold, Ponyboy.
     
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    SHUDEYE Kerser is the sickest.

    Jan 25, 2019
    Came in this thread so quick thinkin rockstar was back :lol6:
     
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  20. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    May 31, 2016
    should i tell him?
     
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