Jul 12, 2016

1. When I first learned how to jack o-- in 5th grade I went too hard and detached skin from the tip which made it bleed =(
2. My favorite p--- is incest p---
3. I usually order extra French fries with my food when I go out to eat.
4. I bit my gf's a--- cheek so hard once that she cried
5. I'm a member on a British maternity forum

 

Jul 12, 2016

1. Usually when I eat something, I won't touch the drink till I'm completely done eating then I'll drink it all at once.
2. I have 20+ movies on my DVR, some I recorded as far back as December. I'll sometimes delete a movie without ever watching it, other times I'll start a movie and not finish it till weeks later if I'm bored with it. Movies I'm real into I finish quickly though.
3. I never spend more than $4.00 on my lunch break at work, usually less than $3.
4. I never use shaving cream, I just shave when I get out of the shower.
5. I strongly prefer going to movies by myself and usually go to an earlier showing to avoid big crowds, can't stand when someone's sitting near me talking throughout.

Your turn.

 

Jul 13, 2016

is that why you're so hostile toward narsh?

 

Jul 14, 2016

f--- off @Nori you piece of s---.

 

Jul 13, 2016

1. I don't leave the house
2. My face is clean but I have some acne in my back, that white privilege hitting hard
3. I can't look people in the eyes when they talk to me
4. Even though I prefer being alone, I can't stand winter
5. I have a Windows Phone

 

Jul 13, 2016

1) I get really sweaty hands. My keyboard on my laptop is filthy and looks like dried j*** sometimes. Same goes for my game controllers. Leaving sweat marks everywhere.
2) Brush my teeth before I eat my first meal of the day. We all do it in my household.
3) Used to stutter as a kid, was incomprehensible back in the day. (I'm still hard to understand now to be quite honest.)
4) I can't grow proper facial hair. Low testosterone or someshit I bet. What a b----.
5) I can sorta wriggle my right ear.

 

Jul 13, 2016

when his dad found out, he said "skip, urine trouble"

 

Jul 13, 2016

1. I sit down in the shower and put my foot on the drain to recreate a bath.
2. When I have time, I fully undress before taking a s---.
3. One time I pissed in a water bottle and poured grape kool aid mix in it and tricked my brother into drinking the whole thing.
(to be continued)

 

Jul 14, 2016

 

Jul 13, 2016

virgin

 

Jul 13, 2016

then u woke up

 

Jul 13, 2016

1. ive been smoking dope on a regular basis since grade 7 and i think im turning into a literal r----- and im ok with that
2. i jerk off in airplane bathrooms whenever i get the opportunity
3. ive listened to 700+ albums in the span of a year and a half somehow
4. when i was 12 i got charged with assault cause i was talking s--- to this random indian kid and he pushed me into a snowbank so i beat the s--- out of him on the spot, feel really bad now that i think of it
5. i lost 60 lbs in a year without even trying to

 

Jul 13, 2016

Not literally @Nori.

 

Jul 13, 2016

1. altho im really self centered i hate displaying it, including this post (idk why any1 would find this interesting to read but they lowkey should)
2. i'm in an opera choir and i have a really low vocal range (basso profundo C2 ~ C4, i have reached an A1 once tho)
3. i've been desensitized so much by youtube videos that i cant cringe anymore
4. i almost never watch shows or movies other than anime (same goes for lewds)
5. my wardrobe is exclusively all black, all white or oversaturated colors and trippy motifs

newest addition:

 

Jul 14, 2016

1. I'm Bi-polar
2. I Have Social Anxiety (or used to)
3. I lost my virginity at 11
4. used to be a sex addict, from the age of 14-25 (ive had over 200 women)
5. I used to get into fights all the time, but I only lost one (when I got jumped by 5 people)

 

Jul 13, 2016

No guys he means the last hand he had in his previous body fkin dumbasses

 

Jul 13, 2016

Thank goodness you didn't go through with it man.

 

Jul 13, 2016

1. I'm fiercely independent to a fault, I absolutely hate asking for help and favors. I had to learn to do a lot on my own when I was a kid and its carried on as I've grown.
2. Probably my best and worst trait is that I'm obsessively competitive; I can't stand losing or completing things below a certain standard. Whether it's sports, video games, school, work or whatever I do whatever it takes to be the best.
3. Seems like I'm not the only one here but I get some crazy cases of insomnia. My sleep schedule is always shape-shifting every week, I blame college and every darn bar/club I've been to.
4. While it's not physically noticeable, one side of my jaw is actually taller than the other. It's rarely often but there are moments when there's this brief painful locking feeling, in the future I definitely gotta get that sorted out.
5. Even though it kills my wallets and adds extra mileage, I have a habit of going out for random cruises to just about anywhere. Most stupid one was this 5 hour adventure to the peaceful village of Amsterdam in upstate New York & back to my home lmao.

 

Jul 13, 2016

come to think of it, he kinda looked like narshima. dont really feel as bad now

 

Aug 23, 2016

- I dream about s80 too often that I dont even talk about it anymore because it stopped being funny and believable. Last night I dreamed me and Koolo were in the Free Syrian Army and Theg and them were giving us co-ordinates to avoid an incoming air strike and I was thinking how are you meant to survive air strikes they can see where you try hide from the sky


- I've always had extremely vivid dreams and usually dream of whatever I'm doing last. Which a lot of the times is browsing here. I've been in a lot of Netflix shows in my dreams too


- I zone out too easily when people talk to me and start daydreaming and just agree with whatever they say even if they asked a question


- I brush my teeth before bed


- I don't like showing happiness or joy or affection too much with people probably why I didn't like posts before it became my gimmick


- I genuinely think trannies are disgusting and genuinely hate jews


- I hate when people compliment me on stuff because my mother did it too much as a kid so I impatiently change subject if someone's being gay and complimenting or being overly nice to me


- I can't fake laugh for the life of me so small talks with me are usually abrupt and awkward if you're an overly cheerful person


- regardless I'm actually very nice and polite contrary to my gimmick here. Unless you're an overly happy person


- I'd still smash groovy tony's skull in irl

- I keep eating kfc even though I nearly throw up every time and promise myself it's the last time. I never get fat though


- I sometimes watch and read stuff that annoying me just for the sake of it like annoying girl's Facebook rants or neomerge videos


- I haven't smoked weed since I was 14 and I'm 27 now


- I can't drink alcohol like a normal person because I hate the taste I just drink to drown my sorrows


- I can't open up to people about my problems or worries I find it lame so everyone is always at arm's length


- I have abornmal memory and remember conversations word for word going back as a child and have nearly memorised a lot of books I read in school


- I never get anyone presents and don't want any in return

- I always assume and expect the worst


- I never really panic or get angry at things. Unless I drink coffee I get anxious on that

- I wonder if anyone's made it this far into my list. I f----- pato. Skippy sends me snaps in the bath


- I love my cat more than my future children


- I kind of want narsh to post again

- I usually only find it interesting here when people are fighting