Jul 17, 2016 see this is an example of a bad post: you're getting roasted by like eight people while you strain and strain to be funny, then try to pull the unflappable thing. not believable! you have to earn these turns from your audience my man. we'll get you there, don't worry.
Jul 21, 2016 Jay-Z: courtside for Kobe's last game. Eminem: watched his Pistons get swept in the 1st round from his TV at home cuz he's scared to leave the house.
Jul 21, 2016 you can if you like. When he first arrived on the shores of sectioneighty in his s-----y spaniard boat made of 10000 empty bottles he collected growing up as a child, he left his countries native tongue behind to seek asylum within the english language. His name originally was 'fried schizophrenic' and his broken english posts reflected that username perfectly. I was probably the first user to call him out on his terrible use of the english language, nobody took him seriously and people shat on him regularly. After a while I decided I'd take this guy under my wing and make him a better poster and a stronger human in real life. He didn't understand at first and every time i said "you fucken idiot, that's not how you use that word/expression/saying" he would often hit back with "im trying so hard. why are you being the mean to not native english speakingers . why do you hating me?" but every time he made a mistake, i made sure the 's--- skin spaniard' knew instantly and I made sure he knew the mistake so well and would abuse him so hard for it, he would never make the same grammatical error again. I continued the "rough"/"hard-a---"/"cyber-bullying" teachings and within the time span of 2 years his english improved RIDICULOUSLY. He went from being a poster people barely cared about because he couldn't construct sentences, to a ruthless 16 year old that can speak english better than @Rick James @ConspiracyGang and @Jay Zeus (among others) Pato has so much potential that you guys don't understand. His english (which, i'll have you know is the hardest language to learn) is getting better daily, he was a huge catalyst in starting the "plug dj fam :D", the kik chats, movie viewing sessions on that other site. He's a great member to the community here and he can take a beating like a man without pissing off like a little b---- (like narsh and some other posters that will not be named or they'll cry and report me) his posts aren't always good or great, but he's a neccessity and his hatred of the jew is strong so he's a 7/10 poster in my books which is astounding because when he first arrived here, i wanted the 2/10 shitposter put into a detention center and shipped back to spain..
Jul 22, 2016 Do not step to me, I'm awkward, I box lefty An orphan, my pops left me, and often my mama wasn't home He's just as technical as Eminem and packs in way more grit, way more details, way more weight.
