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men of SXN80, if you could be a woman

Started by Oldboy, Aug 1, 2016, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. King of Kings
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    King of Kings Who Dey

    Aug 2, 2016
    Id be blowing my way up the fortune 500 ladder.
     
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  2. boyz n the suburbs
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    boyz n the suburbs In my city, I'm a young God

    Aug 2, 2016
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    Something like this. It'd be nice to have a reason to use one of those electric cart things at Walmart.
     
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  3. Mano
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    Mano

    Aug 2, 2016
    Grow your hair out, you'd look exactly like that
     
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  4. Poohdini
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    Poohdini MVP MVP

    Aug 2, 2016
    Just remember Has there are no chicks with d----s, just guys with t-ts. Or something like that.
     
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  5. boyz n the suburbs
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    boyz n the suburbs In my city, I'm a young God

    Aug 2, 2016
    Believe it or not, but I'm actually dropping weight. I got a membership at the nearby gym, and before that I still did my nightly jogs.

    Also I'm not blond.
     
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  6. pluto✰
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    pluto✰ where the opioids?

    Aug 2, 2016
    white, no t-ts AND no a--- :okayden:
     
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  7. Lil Wayne
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    Lil Wayne Tha Carter V

    Aug 2, 2016
    Something like this

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  8. King of Kings
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    King of Kings Who Dey

    Aug 5, 2016
    ^has a d-ck
     
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  9. Translucent
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    Translucent I just slapped Dre

    Aug 5, 2016
    Emma Watson fam.
     
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  10. Puppets Everywhere
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    Puppets Everywhere In Da Shadowz

    Aug 8, 2016
    i would have an Instagram with hella followers cuz I would be showing my a--- off. I would also gossip about ugly b------s like

    "this b---- broke with 3 baby daddies" :riwtf:

    I would feel better gossiping about myself. Yup I'd be a trifling hoe. The dime b---- at the bar , not paying for drinks letting other men buy me shots.
    Of course I would have cam p--- playing with other b------s because I would be gay cuz I ain't taking d-ck. But yeah my whole squad would be bad b------s with fake a----s and Tittys riding around in a jeep bumping RHi RHi and Nikki
     
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  11. foley
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    foley Goofiest Poster on the Forum, Ever.

    Aug 8, 2016
    Kenny f---in powers
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  12. Jay Zeus
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    Jay Zeus I am the god-favored weed strain

    Aug 8, 2016
    I'd be Frieza from DBZ.
     
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