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Serious Do you guys wrap it up?

Started by Soldier, Aug 16, 2016, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Cunner
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    Cunner belter skelter

    Aug 16, 2016
    rather die
     
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  2. Mano
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    Mano

    Aug 16, 2016
    :mjcry:
     
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  3. JMG
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    JMG

    Aug 16, 2016
    I'm on your side man. Nothing wrong with paying for sex. People just act like theyre too good for it.. I personally am good at picking up women but there is nothing wrong with choosing to not act like they arent f---ing objects and just pay them to do what they are intended for. I get sick of talking to girls and feeling like im suppose to impress them to get laid. Do your thing Timmy.
     
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    sxneighty123 ⚡

    Aug 16, 2016
    My pull out game is strong.
     
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  5. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Aug 16, 2016
    I've been in a relationship for 2.5 years so no, but when I was single I always used one the first time I had sex with someone if it's a random hook up. It's not even just the possibility of getting someone pregnant but who knows who they've f----- without protection if they're down to f--- you without protection when they barely know you.
     
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  6. Poohdini
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    Savvy piece of advice for the kids.

    My condom rate is probably like 50% but I always wear one the 1st time unless I know the chick really well.
     
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  7. Soldier
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    Soldier big cuntry's alias

    Aug 16, 2016
    We all know you're a pale virgin you don't need to put on a front for us.
     
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  8. King of Kings
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    King of Kings Who Dey

    Aug 16, 2016
    Wrap my weasel every day all day, these bithces aint getting child support from me anytime soon M.O.B
     
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  9. Mano
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  10. Groovy Tony
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    Groovy Tony Grandma's baby Eddie Kane

    Aug 16, 2016
    s--- I wore a condom when I got head from this one joint. Better safe than sorry
     
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    Patti Mayonnaise

    Aug 16, 2016
    You know if you dip a pregnancy test in apple juice is comes out positive?
    What kind of crazy cac found that out
     
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  12. JMG
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    JMG

    Aug 16, 2016
    pointless lol id rather not get head
     
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  13. Poohdini
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    Lol yeah definitely. Who's that BJ worse for, the chick sucking on latex or Tony for wearing a hat before getting head? :thinkinghmmm:
     
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  14. theg
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    theg got that pma

    Aug 16, 2016
    could you make it any more obvious that you've never had sex
     
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  15. JMG
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    JMG

    Aug 16, 2016
    just sounds like an uncomfortable situation for both parties.
     
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  16. Poohdini
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    Who tf puts a rubber on before head? I think Tony takes the L here.
     
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  17. JMG
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    JMG

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    yeah tony can you explain this one please?
     
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  18. WPG
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    WPG sxn80 Rory Gilmore

    Aug 16, 2016
    feel like people wildly overestimate the risk of getting pregnant but underestimate the risk of disease lol, pregnancy scare >>>>>>>>>>>>>> hiv scare
     
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  19. JMG
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    JMG

    Aug 16, 2016
    do you wear black condoms?
     
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  20. WPG
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    WPG sxn80 Rory Gilmore

    Aug 16, 2016
    i think this needed to be workshopped a lil more. if you wanna run jokes by me via pm i'd be happy to bounce ideas around.
     
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