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  1. Worm
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    Aug 19, 2016
    I don't believe in fairy tales and only go when people die or get married
     
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  2. Patti Mayonnaise
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    Aug 19, 2016
    Church is boring
     
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  3. JFK
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    JFK Bleach on my t-shirt

    Aug 19, 2016
    Church is a pyramid scheme
     
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  4. Loyalty
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    Loyalty we go hard on earth

    Aug 19, 2016
    I went on Easter. I think it was about 12 years ago. My dad cut someone off on the way there and the guy called him a f---er at a red light. Good times
     
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  5. Final
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    Final ⚘

    Aug 19, 2016
    Most people that hate going to Church do so because they were forced to go as children.
    But that's perfectly okay because having faith or being spiritual has nothing to do with Church.

    Unless being forced to attend caused them to become atheist...
    In that case, good luck. You're going to burn in h--- for all eternity.

    No worries tho... it's actually a great time!

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  6. Charlie Work
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    Aug 19, 2016
    I don't think I've ever been more bored than I was at church services. Wouldn't mind dipping my toes in some other Christian sects or faiths in general just for comparison's sake. Maybe Baptists are just boring af. Forgot I was baptized until right now lel.
     
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  7. Poohdini
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    Aug 19, 2016
    I hear you, there's definitely moments of doubt but they call it faith for a reason.
     
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