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How'd you wake up this morning?

Started by Deadpool, Sep 13, 2016, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Deadpool
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    Deadpool the end

    Sep 13, 2016
    I woke up this morning, d-ck rock hard
    Ashed my blunt in my Grammy Award

    i normally have my alarm ring but it didnt this morning luckily i woke up and rolled off my bed to wake myself up in time for class
     
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  2. Soldier
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    Soldier big cuntry's alias

    Sep 13, 2016
    I wake up and listen to these two songs everyday to prepare myself



     
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  3. Deadpool
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    Deadpool the end

    Sep 13, 2016
    @Soldier confirmed d--- dealer
     
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  4. Lina
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    Lina

    Sep 13, 2016
     
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  5. Deadpool
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    Sep 13, 2016
    Lina stunting as usual
     
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  6. Chad Warden
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    Chad Warden As Ballin As Possible

    Sep 13, 2016

    Every day till I die
     
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  7. mow
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    mow long live flippa

    Sep 13, 2016
    woke up at like noon lol i had school too f--- me and my life
     
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  8. K9l
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    K9l Colder than a polar bear's toenails

    Sep 13, 2016
    Woke up with that internal clock at 5:30 bless up
     
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  9. The Gooch
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    The Gooch Gucci FlipFlops (aka Rap Game's Steven Adams)

    Sep 13, 2016
    Woke up feeling like s--- bc i stay up all night
     
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  10. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    Sep 13, 2016
    Woke up after the 6th alarm, smoked a bowl then hopped in the shower
     
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  11. Deadpool
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    Sep 13, 2016
    f---ing weed head
     
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  12. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    Sep 13, 2016
    Im quiting after tonight srs
     
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  13. King of Kings
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    King of Kings Who Dey

    Sep 13, 2016
    Woke up, then took a piss wirh a hard on, got ready, went to work. Stay tuned for tommorow.
     
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  14. Nori
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    Nori ☺ Deadpool is my deformed bousin☺

    Sep 13, 2016
    woke up d-ck crooked as the nike sign
     
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  15. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    Sep 13, 2016
    Girls be looking for that check, tell 'em it ain't likely. :wow2:
     
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  16. Bourbon Ben
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    Bourbon Ben Mad pooper

    Sep 13, 2016
    woke up an hour ago with this f--- a--- book on my stomach f--- this book bruh it sucks f--- u Dashiel Hammett u cant write for s--- u fruitcake
     
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  17. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    Sep 13, 2016
    Just woke up in the morning, gotta thank mods. I don't know but today seems kinda odd. No barking from the dog, no smog. And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog. I got my grub on, but didn't pig out. Finally got a call from a girl I wanna dig out....overall today was a good day tbh
     
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  18. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    Sep 14, 2016
    :laff:
     
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  19. GoldenPM
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    GoldenPM My longest yeah boi ever

    Sep 14, 2016
    woke up feelin like P Diddy
     
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  20. OwI
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    OwI I was riding on a bike on a very late night

    Sep 14, 2016
    :rejoice::wiggins:
     
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