Eminem Best Posts: Make your own Recovery/HTS-esque punchline bars

  1. Spatula
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    Spatula Relapse is a masterpiece

    Sep 22, 2016
    "I'm beating you up until Meghan Trainor screams NO, in other words, it ain't over 'til the fat lady sings"
     
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  2. Goldy
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    Sep 22, 2016
    "cut drugs cold turkey now I'm goin' ham, you want beef then you gon' get roasted man"

    them lunch meat puns tho
     
    Jun 17, 2025
  3. Krabby Patty
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    Krabby Patty OVOXO

    Sep 22, 2016
    Eating Crab & Steak, they know we got beef so LETS TAKE IT OUTBACK!!!


    (outback steakhouse reference)
     
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  4. Loyalty
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    Loyalty we go hard on earth

    Sep 22, 2016
    something about working at a meat factory and calling it wrap moo-sic
     
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  5. Groovy Tony
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    Groovy Tony Grandma's baby Eddie Kane

    Sep 26, 2016
    This is my house and I'm the king in this b----, your house stinks you need to move to an ApartMINT
     
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  6. Spatula
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    Spatula Relapse is a masterpiece

    Sep 22, 2016
    "My fillet is smoking weed, yea the..." oh s---, nevermind
     
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    Jun 17, 2025
  7. Xmipod
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    Sep 22, 2016
    "Come at me and I'll shove some candy bars in my shirt, in other words I have a few tricks/twixs up my sleeve"

    I know it doesnt rhyme lol

    "My friends used to call me Lambinem, in other words I was a young goat"
     
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  8. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Sep 22, 2016
    ^^^ yeah @Xmipod , that is way too clever and subtle to be a recovery era punchline. Not enough brain-dead stupid comparisons, over explanation or extrenuous implementation of 'In other words'
     
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    Jun 17, 2025