Best Posts: Clowns in America

  1. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Oct 4, 2016
    :laff:

    a canadian's perception of a week in america:

    monday: black man murdered by police
    tuesday: clowns chasing children
    wednesday: donald trump blames isis on clinton
    thursday: football
    friday: mall or school or movie theatre shot up by "caucasian male with mental issues"
    saturday: policeman who killed black man is allowed to retire early with full pension
    sunday: football
     
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  2. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    Oct 4, 2016
    I heard everyone was chanting "No more clowns, only child molesters"
     
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  3. Michael Myers
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    Michael Myers Moderator

    Oct 4, 2016
    Clowns are scary af even coming from me
     
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  4. Fitzy
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    Fitzy BeliGOAT

    Oct 4, 2016
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  5. Boos
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    Boos Nova Nation

    Oct 4, 2016
    d--- 6,000 clowns at once new record
     
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  6. Soldier
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    Soldier big cuntry's alias

    Oct 4, 2016
    I'm going clown hunting next week dead serious. A little girl was stabbed 10 minutes from me out in town the other day. There's been a bunch of clowns reported to have been spotted coming in and out of this corn field from me so we're going down there next week to see if we can find them.
     
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  7. Slyk
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    Slyk God made a prophet.

    Oct 4, 2016
    ah s---.

    f--- you, @Kenneth
    lining me up for failure
     
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  8. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    Oct 4, 2016
    That's pretty much my week
     
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  9. Soldier
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    Soldier big cuntry's alias

    Oct 4, 2016
    d--- poor gold man lol
     
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  10. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Oct 4, 2016
    holy s--- i legit can't believe this is a thing :laff:
     
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  11. Fire Squad
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    Fire Squad Boss Don Biggavel

    Oct 4, 2016
    Easily one of the least rational things I've ever seen; fear mongering & hurting lives wearing a colorful outfit.

    At least it's an excuse for me so I can give someone the fade, or if I'm wearing my Timbs the mighty drop kick.
     
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  12. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    Oct 4, 2016
     
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  13. Slyk
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    Slyk God made a prophet.

    Oct 4, 2016
    y'all really generalizing my peoples :emoji_punch::emoji_anger:
     
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  14. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Oct 4, 2016
    Please, someone provide some answers.

    f--- is wrong with America rn lmao. This is what they do with their "freedom"?
     
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  15. theg
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    theg got that pma

    Oct 7, 2016
    not caught up on this at all are they actually doing anything wrong or are they just regular people in clown costumes
    because if they're not physically hurting people or breaking serious laws this sounds like a (really effective) viral marketing campaign for a horror movie. isn't the IT remake coming out soon?
     
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  16. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Oct 4, 2016
    Found a rare pic of an American Clown, thought i'd add it to this thread
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    like this post if it rly made u think
    repost this post if it was too deep for you to know what to think
     
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  17. Soldier
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    Soldier big cuntry's alias

    Oct 4, 2016
    there's been one spotted comign in and out of a field 2 minutes down the road from me, once my boys get back from St Thomas Virgin Islands we're going down to it at night to find his a---, if s--- pops off Ill make sure someone gets a video and I'll post it on here
     
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  18. Boos
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    Boos Nova Nation

    Oct 4, 2016
    i'm convinced this is the greatest marketing plan ever for the reboot of 'It'
     
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  19. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    Oct 4, 2016
    From what I've heard the clown sightings started when someone(s) were dressed up as clowns and were trying to lure kids in...Now since Halloween is right around the corner its a bunch of copycats just trying to scare people and will keep happening until someone gets shot
     
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  20. Shae
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    Oct 4, 2016
    :melo:
     
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