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Eminem Best Posts: Line cracked you up so bad when your first heard it

  1. Ricky
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    Ricky Hip-Hop CEO

    Oct 5, 2016
    That "l-l-l-lesbian!" part in So Much Better is still cracking me up :eminem2:
     
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    What they don't know is the fact Rihanna calls me Pinocchio
    She loves the way I lie
    Sits on my face and waits for my nose to grow
     
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  3. Kill For You
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    Kill For You

    Oct 5, 2016
    [​IMG]

    We had our post Eminem cringe punchline thread, now let's be positive and post something good he did and actually cracked you up and made you feel the Slim Shady awesomeness,

    Okay, Okay, Okay, Okay, Okay

    I will start:

    Mine was the 'I even make the b------s I r--- c-m' ,

    it had that Eminem voice on it that been fading away since the Re-up
     
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    Oct 6, 2016
    I lay awake and strap myself in the bed,
    put a bulletproof vest on and s---t myself in the head
     
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    Oct 6, 2016
    "Go go gadget d-ck" still makes me laugh to this day
     
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    labollor THE GOAT OF GIF's

    Oct 6, 2016
    "I see the b---- in you Caitlyn
    I keep the pistol tucked like Bruce Jenner’s d-ck
    No disrespect though, not at all, no pun intended, that took a lot of balls (ay God d---)"​
    [​IMG]
     
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  7. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Oct 5, 2016
    love how this is in Eminem sxn and nobody cares
     
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    Lil Squeed French Montana Stan

    Oct 5, 2016
    "Stroke My Cactus" :travishead:

    "Imma put my thumb in her butt" :future:
     
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  9. The Real Slim Shady
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    The Real Slim Shady

    Oct 6, 2016
    'How you gonna breast feed me mom? You ain't got no t-ts!'

    Very first time hearing him. s--- was hilarious.
     
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    Oct 6, 2016
    "You done called every women a slut, but you're forgetting Sarah, Marshall! (Palin!)

    Oh my bad, slut"
     
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  11. Ricky
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    Oct 6, 2016
    "I'm bringing you rap singers 2 middle fingers / To flip you off in French then translate it in English / Then I'ma vanish from the face of this planet / and come back speaking so much Spanish Pun can't even understand it."

    :currydead:
     
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    The more I'm thinking of it, the more I want to relisten to SSLP, where he was the funniest version of himself ever
     
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  13. Ricky
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    Oct 6, 2016
    "They call me Boogie Night, the stalker that walks awkward / Stick figure, with a d-ck bigger than Mark Wahlberg."

    :dead:
     
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    GOAT :lmaooo:
     
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    Fitzy BeliGOAT

    Oct 9, 2016
    "What, she tripped, fell, and landed on his d-ck?"
     
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    The Real Slim Shady

    Oct 6, 2016
    'If Shady said it, Shady meant it, I stay demented, I'll throw a stroller at you, with a baby in it'
     
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  17. Knox
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    Oct 6, 2016
    f--- top five b----, I'm top four!
     
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  18. Ricky
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    "What they don't know is the fact Rihanna calls me Pinocchio / She loves the way I lie / Sits on my face and waits for my nose to grow."
     
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  19. Bojack
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    Oct 6, 2016
    take it back :hard:
     
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    Oct 5, 2016
    The worst line must be either that diary of diarrhea or gay a--- teddybear - bi-pilar line
     
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