Eminem Line cracked you up so bad when your first heard it

Started by Kill For You, Oct 5, 2016, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. TheBlackSheep
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    TheBlackSheep TDOSS is RAP AOTY.

    Oct 5, 2016
    :lmaooo:
     
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  2. rapmusik
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    Oct 5, 2016
    absolutely this
     
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    Oct 6, 2016
    "Go go gadget d-ck" still makes me laugh to this day
     
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  4. Kill For You
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    Oct 6, 2016
    The intro of Big Weenie, when he says: I don't understand whu u beeing so meaan meaaaaaaaaan maaaaaan"


    when I was younger, it sounded always funny asf
     
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    Oct 6, 2016
    "bad b---- contest, you in first place"

    "Got a goon named Fernando
    At the front door of your Condo
    Knock knock, who's there?
    He don't care, he's psycho"
     
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  6. Bojack
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    Oct 6, 2016
    I lay awake and strap myself in the bed,
    put a bulletproof vest on and s---t myself in the head
     
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    83837477 Test Account

    Oct 6, 2016
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LMAO
     
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    Any line from TPAB
     
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  9. Bojack
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    Oct 6, 2016
    take it back :hard:
     
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    Oct 6, 2016
    "You done called every women a slut, but you're forgetting Sarah, Marshall! (Palin!)

    Oh my bad, slut"
     
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    Oct 6, 2016
    "What they don't know is the fact Rihanna calls me Pinocchio / She loves the way I lie / Sits on my face and waits for my nose to grow."
     
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  12. The Real Slim Shady
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    Oct 6, 2016
    'How you gonna breast feed me mom? You ain't got no t-ts!'

    Very first time hearing him. s--- was hilarious.
     
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    Oct 6, 2016
    "I see the b---- in you Caitlyn
    I keep the pistol tucked like Bruce Jenner’s d-ck
    No disrespect though, not at all, no pun intended, that took a lot of balls (ay God d---)"​
    [​IMG]
     
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  14. Knox
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    Oct 6, 2016
    f--- top five b----, I'm top four!
     
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    labollor THE GOAT OF GIF's

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    [​IMG]
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    'If Shady said it, Shady meant it, I stay demented, I'll throw a stroller at you, with a baby in it'
     
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    Oct 6, 2016
    "They call me Boogie Night, the stalker that walks awkward / Stick figure, with a d-ck bigger than Mark Wahlberg."

    :dead:
     
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    Oct 6, 2016
    This line is actually what convinced @Changeling biggie is the best oat







    :fkcurry::pac::pac:
     
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    'Cause she asked me to quit callin her c----, i said i c----!!!'
     
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    "Your p---- lyric, I c---- hear it"
     
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