Who has the better Chinese food punchline?

Started by DKC, Nov 28, 2016, in Music Add to Reading List

Who had the "better" line?

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  1. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Nov 28, 2016
    facts homie.
     
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  2. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Nov 28, 2016
     
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  3. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Nov 28, 2016
    Most influential piece of art since the bound 2 video
     
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  4. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Nov 28, 2016
    "KOREAN SPICY GAHLIC" -Chief Keef
     
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  5. Deadpool
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    Deadpool the end

    Nov 29, 2016
    Why isn't this bannered still?
     
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  6. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    Nov 29, 2016
    It's still bannered what are you on about?
     
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  7. Deadpool
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    Deadpool the end

    Nov 29, 2016
    Why isn't life bannered?
     
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  8. Deadpool
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    Nov 29, 2016
    What is life?
     
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  9. Deadpool
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    Nov 29, 2016
    Why is my internet out and I'm posting on data?
     
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  10. Jakey
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    Jakey You Reckon

    Nov 29, 2016
    Why are you Narsh posting?
     
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  11. Deadpool
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    Nov 29, 2016
    Why? Why why? Why not why? But then again why?
     
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  12. Jakey
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    Jakey You Reckon

    Nov 29, 2016
    d--- :weebey:
     
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  13. Bourbon Ben
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    Bourbon Ben Mad pooper

    Nov 29, 2016
    Buff retired

    Kenneth decided to double his s--- posts

    Pray for the world
     
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  14. Deadpool
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    Your lucky my internet is out punk
     
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  15. Bourbon Ben
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    Bourbon Ben Mad pooper

    Nov 29, 2016
    "Punk" picturing kenneth as an old person yell at kids to get off his lawn
     
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  16. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Nov 29, 2016
    we can change it when I come up with my next masterpiece, @Mike Tyson said I'm snx80's new art director
     
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    :jr:Picasso of banners
     
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  18. Deadpool
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    Who doesn't do this
     
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  19. reservoirGod
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    reservoirGod reckless adventurer.

    Nov 29, 2016
    Are those num-chucks in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
    Let me take you back to the day that I met my China girl
    When I landed a 'Pam' like on the San Fran Real World
    I was sweating like a vegetable inside of a wok
    I'd never been to Asia Minor but I was gonna Bangkok
    Like Kristy Yamaguchi I had to break the ice
    Should I talk about Mothra M*A*S*H or shrimp-fried rice?
    I was sharp as a Chinese star but it's a line I threw
    Just thirty seconds over Tokyo and this Johnny would Woo
    I took a shot like Jeanette Lee put on my moves like Bruce Lee
    I told her every Soon Yi needs a little Woody
    She said for all the tea in China my vagina's not free
    But my love will linger longer than the Ming Dynasty
    I said I needed her to do and her to do my laundry
    I knew she needed a way to stay legally within the country
    She was made in Taiwan I said I'm O.K. with that
    Just promise me you'll never try to eat my cat
    Chinky chinky b--- b--- I love you
    Chinky chinky b--- b--- I know you love me too
    In Japan the hand is used as a knife
    In Japan a man's wife's hand job than can cost him his life
    But now this Captain Kirk has his own Sulu
    I'll shampoo her Foo Man Chu with Lo Hung Wang Goo
    Cause I ride my slant-eyed slope like a brand new Kawasaki
    Oh me chinky she's so kinky got me hot like Nagasaki
    Burnin' up like Napalm burstin' like an A-bomb
    I think I got that jungle fever but I caught it in 'Nam
    She's like an oriental rug cause I lay her where I please
    Then I blindfold her with dental floss and get down on her knees
    I'm a diving Kamikaze eating out Chinese
    First I'll have the poo-poo platter than some tuna sushi
    She'll be screaming like Godzilla and kickin' like Jackie Chan
    I'll get her redder than China wetter than the Sea of Japan
    Like the Chinese New Year she's gonna see fireworks
    Now be a good chinky and press Jimmy's shirts
    Chinky chinky b--- b--- I love you
    Chinky chinky b--- b--- I know you love me too
    Sing chinky sing
    One more time
    Chinky chinky b--- b--- I love you
    Chinky chinky b--- b--- I know you love me too
    Chinky chinky b--- b--- chinky b---
    Chinky chinky b--- biddily biddily biddily b---
    -"Yellow Fever" by The Bloodhound g---

    Lyrics by Jimmy Pop Ali (Peace Be Upon Him)
     
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  20. That One Blind Kid
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    That One Blind Kid I need drugs

    Nov 29, 2016
    better poll than the entire election
     
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