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Started by pluto✰, Dec 5, 2016, in Drake Add to Reading List

  1. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Dec 9, 2016
    wow talk about getting your shots up
     
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  2. Buu
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    Buu

    Dec 9, 2016
    Catching feelings for a thot get your boy some help :headbang:
     
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  3. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Dec 9, 2016
    we all need to go through it brada it'll make u stronger
     
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    Flacko Too Blessed To Be Humble

    Dec 9, 2016
    Issa numbers game
     
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  5. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Dec 9, 2016
    numbers + confidence + realizing rejection is okay

    promise if u follow these rules you'll have a new ting in rotation every month

    just be a good guy and don't break these girl's hearts hahaha.
     
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  6. Buu
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    Buu

    Dec 9, 2016
    She bad asf big a--- ti--ies short fat a--- goofy. She always trys to joke around with me and saying "sing to me boo" and that s---. And you know, I took what I was Given. Started massagin' her in class and from the neck I went to the thighs and BRUUH. so I'm like, "d--- I should really cuff this b----"

    But truth is, while I'm doing this s---, her boyfriend in the 9th grade learning about Algebra 1 or some dumb s---. That's an L for you to date a chick who is easy and you know it is.
     
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  7. Mike Tyson
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    Dec 9, 2016
    d--- if she's messing on her bf like that, she's 100 gonna mess on you like that. okay follow this advice:

    1. go outside, take some deep breaths and s---. let the oxygen flow through you
    2. go inside, lock ya bedroom door (or wherever your perferred spot to fap is) and open ya phone or laptop
    3. find the nastiest p--- that will still turn you on. we're all nasty n----s, you just gotta admit it to yourself. push ya self to the limits and bust a fat one
    4. now keep watching that nasty video and let the post fap clarity really set in. i need you to be disgusted with yourself brada

    congrats, you now have achieved the highest level of post fap clarity you can. now i want you to think about this girl and the entire situation

    you are not in love with her, she is incapable of being loved by a handsome guy like you who has options.

    so i want you to smash because "if you aint my n----- then your girl single to me" and stay emotionally far away
     
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  8. Guma
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    Dec 9, 2016
    GOLD :laff:
     
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  9. Mike Tyson
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    Dec 9, 2016
    if u aint never fapped to some s--- that has made you question your faith in mankind after you c-m, you're lying to yourself and me both
     
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  10. Buu
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    Buu

    Dec 9, 2016
    This is str8 up facts, was going on a no fap religion but HEY new year resolutions right? That's what I'm saying I should just splash but she tryna drawn me in emotionally talking about her life issues and problems while I'm squeezing her tities s--- is confusing
     
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  11. Buu
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    Buu

    Dec 9, 2016
    2 Black bbw lesbian f--- in bed. They both fat as s--- and one of em eats the other's p---- by lifting up her fat up to her chin but f---... Oh and tinashe's instagram :kanye3:
     
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  12. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Dec 9, 2016
    yo thats a female play, i've been caught up in that in the past and gotten no p---- out of it. big mistakes as a youngin, i wish i was as evolved as @Soldier is at his age

    cut to the point asap, ask her if she need a real n----- to put it down next time she complain about her bf so she knows you're in it to smash

    sooner or later she'll want to cheat on her bf and guess who she's going to do it with? you
     
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    Guma

    Dec 9, 2016
    So I guess I need to add my snapchat to my IG... Learning new things everyday!
     
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  14. Mike Tyson
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    Dec 9, 2016
    i've done way way worse but i aint admitting s---

    mfw they throw my browser history at me

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    Deadpool the end

    Dec 9, 2016
    smh
     
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  16. Mike Tyson
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    Dec 9, 2016
    jus know fellas, i'm a nasty n-----.
     
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    Dec 9, 2016
    I was going to @ you, but you already came here.
     
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    Dec 9, 2016
    Who isn't?
     
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    Guma

    Dec 9, 2016
    tfw when your ex texted you after breaking up with her bf
     
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    Buu

    Dec 9, 2016

    :weebey: been just brushin' her off but d---. She even ditched her bf to eat lunch with me and I saw that n----- searching for her like a lost puppy or some s--- while I was macking.
     
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