Best Posts: HELP how do I get back in this girls life

  1. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Dec 6, 2016
    n----- you got history with her

    literally just find a meme relevant to any conversation you guys had over that month of f---ing and send it to her

    i guarantee it'll spin off a conversation in to "how u been wyd"

    and then say "yo you wanna link and catch up?"

    if this doesn't work (and she even 1% likes you still) i will quit this forum. this is a f---ing layup.
     
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  2. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Dec 6, 2016
    @Mike Tyson and @Poohdini really pretending they don't got feelings ITT when we all know they drake stans :dkk:
     
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  3. Poohdini
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    Poohdini MVP MVP

    Dec 6, 2016
    :ummmm:
     
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  4. Poohdini
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    Dec 6, 2016
    Like 3 random IG pics and if she likes 3 back s---t your shot
     
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  5. Soldier
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    Soldier big cuntry's alias

    Dec 6, 2016
    lmfaooooooooo im laughing so hard, that's so f----- up dude
     
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  6. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Dec 6, 2016
    man s--- happens, ending it on a bad note doesn't write off the month if it was a good one.

    you talk about not wanting to seem thirsty, but all i read is that you're a f---ing p----. just man up and hit her up bro, who cares how you come across. she's not in your life rn, and if the meme doesn't work (it will) you're back exactly where you currently are.

    so man the f--- up and hit her phone line.

    work in questions about how her daughter is early in the convo too so that she knows you're a caring guy
     
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  7. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Dec 6, 2016
    n----- u got wayyyyyyy too many questionable tendancies

    telling a girl to do m--- and get preg
    texting a girl off a texting app
    "admiring" a girl from "a far"

    u need to up ya game brudda
     
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  8. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Dec 6, 2016
    also can u change ur avy bro @crobinLover please dont disrespect Don Rétard @Owl 2034
     
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  9. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Dec 6, 2016
    ok ok ok

    if u gotta go with a texting app u might miss

    u prob will miss considering you're gonna make it look like u got a new number and then have to keep up the lie

    but ur gonna miss anyways if u dont take a shot so might as well go for it
     
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  10. pluto✰
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    pluto✰ where the opioids?

    Dec 6, 2016
    honestly if you not active on social media you prolly a lame irl if i had to guess which is mosttt likely why she left

    so step 1, sign up to instagram
     
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  11. Kon
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    Kon

    Dec 6, 2016
    Let's compromise, I know someone who'd be willing to talk music with you and is available 24/7..Only difference here is it's a guy, not a girl..But quit being a sexist f--- and roll with it.

    What do ya think?











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  12. Cunner
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    Cunner belter skelter

    Dec 6, 2016
    step 1: stop pretending to be owl it is very confusing
     
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  13. LLLMMMMFFFFFAAAAAAOOOOOO
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    LLLMMMMFFFFFAAAAAAOOOOOO humans are just recycled star dust

    Dec 6, 2016
    I don't discriminate. I'm not gay I can't even call myself bi* because the thought of intimacy with a man shrivles me like a raisin unless I'm being paid but all that to the side I've had a innocent mutual crush on a guy or two. Never physical but we made it clear to one another


    Tell narsh call me
     
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  14. Jehovah
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    Jehovah SB3

    Dec 6, 2016
    Thought this was Owl the whole time lmfao
     
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  15. OwI
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    OwI I was riding on a bike on a very late night

    Dec 6, 2016
    fu- ya
     
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  16. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Dec 6, 2016
    :laff:

    still salvageable but maybe you gotta hit her with the BC approach then
     
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  17. Poohdini
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    Dec 6, 2016
    Lmaoo the advice is still rock solid though
     
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  18. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Dec 6, 2016
    :laff:

    if i texted u my current situation u'd be howling
     
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  19. Buu
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    Buu

    Dec 6, 2016
    Steal her daughter then show her you're a good step dad
     
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  20. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Dec 6, 2016
    If you get no response just leave it as is and I think she will respect that you apologized and didn't keep bugging her. If you guys had that great of a connection and your apology was sincere I'd be willing to bet she would hit you up again in a minute if you give her space.
     
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