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  1. Deadpool
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    Deadpool the end

    Dec 13, 2016
    @kanyesucksdealwithit as a known virgin what would u suggest?
     
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  2. theg
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    theg got that pma

    Dec 13, 2016
    take off your shirt a lot in public and pretend it's from a girl bro U can't lose
     
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  3. Deadpool
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    Deadpool the end

    Dec 13, 2016
    @Nori as a known sex offender what would u suggest?
     
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  4. Deadpool
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    Deadpool the end

    Dec 13, 2016
    guys i have random scratch marks all over me i think it might be from some crazy a--- wet dreams girl was scratching me crazy what should i do?
     
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  5. Deadpool
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    Deadpool the end

    Dec 13, 2016
    real s---...

    AND THATS ALL FOLKS TUNE IN NEXT TIME ON SATURDAY NIGHT LOVE HAHA THANKS EVERYONE FOR PARTICIPATION @Nori AND @kanyesucksdealwithit FOR BEING SUCH GOOD SPORTS AND FLACKO FOR KILLING HIS PART SEE U NEXT TIME AND GOODNIGHT!

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  6. Jacuzzi
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    Jacuzzi

    Dec 13, 2016
    wet dreams? you were thinking you was smashing but you were sleeping? you wanted it bad? have you ever been obsessed before, and did she write you a note wondering if you ever had sex before?
    d---
     
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  7. Jacuzzi
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    Jacuzzi

    Dec 13, 2016
    yeah haha, practice putting condoms on, how it go, right? so you were at her crib and your n----- palms sweating, with pocket full of rubbers and an erection?
     
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  8. Jacuzzi
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    Jacuzzi

    Dec 13, 2016
    Haha Kenny, it's my pleasure! Thanks for having me!
     
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  9. Fitzy
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    Fitzy BeliGOAT

    Dec 13, 2016
    obviously from not making the ff playoffs

    but don't worry bruh, i think imma be eliminated next week, f @Boos

    [​IMG]
     
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  10. Jacuzzi
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    Jacuzzi

    Dec 13, 2016
    oh, s---. because she aint never did that before, no? she aint never did that before, noooo. smh, she a weak one for this
     
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  11. Deadpool
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    Deadpool the end

    Dec 13, 2016
    yea but check it out That's when my hands start touchin' And her face start blushin', and a n----- roll over on top And then she get my pants unbuckled And her hands start rubbin' on me, ooh girl, don't stop it's time for action: pull out the condoms real smooth Yeah, just how I practiced But right before I put it in, she flinched and grabbed it And said, "I wanna get something off my mental I can tell you're a pro, but baby, be gentle, ‘cause..." SHE WAS A VIRGIN !?!
     
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  12. Deadpool
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    Deadpool the end

    Dec 13, 2016
    i mean yea but You know that feeling when you know you finna bone for the first time? I'm hoping that she won't notice it's my first time I'm hoping that my s--- is big enough to f--- with And most of all I'm praying, "God, don't let me bust quick" I'm watching pornos, trying to see just how to stroke right Practice putting condoms on, how it go, right?
     
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  13. Jacuzzi
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    Jacuzzi

    Dec 13, 2016
    lmao bro, you should write back ''yeah baby sound like a plan''. you know, still playing it cool, sounding like the man. but don't be scared to death, my n-----, don't let your stomach turn. and talking s---, knowing d--- well you are a virgin. f---.
     
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  14. Deadpool
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    Deadpool the end

    Dec 13, 2016
    she said "Oh, you a pro, homie? Well, I want you to show me
    My mama gone for the weekend So Saturday, baby, we can get to freakin'"
    That's when my heart start racing and my body start sweatin' Baby, you done woke my lil' man up
    I'm thinking how that body look naked When you laying on the bed Teacher, please don't make me stand up !!!!
     
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  15. Jacuzzi
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    Jacuzzi

    Dec 13, 2016
    but she don't know that, so what has she done wrote back and told you?
     
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  16. Deadpool
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    Deadpool the end

    Dec 13, 2016
    I wrote back and said, "Of course I had sex before" Knowing I was frontin'
    I said, "I'm like a pro, baby," knowing I was stuntin' But if I told the truth, I knew that I'd get played out, son Hadn't been in p---- since the day I came out one
     
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  17. OwI
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    OwI I was riding on a bike on a very late night

    Dec 13, 2016
    Post pics and I'll spam like your wet Dreamz posts
    :jaydaps:
     
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  18. mow
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    mow long live flippa

    Dec 13, 2016
    insanely serious thread bro
     
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