Jan 30, 2017

So I'm sitting at my xterm in KDE hacking some kernel code, and this b---- comes up to me and says "Do you know which of these computers runs Windows?" Well that did it. I flipped up my shades and looked her straight in the eye and said "f--- no I'm open source b----". I picked up my 10 lb IBM Model M keyboard and said "I can kick your a--- at 120wpm" and broke it over the c----'s head. She dropped to her knees and I kicked the jewel case out of her hand and into her teeth. Next I grabbed her by the neck and said "How's your uptime" before suplexing her backward through the air and into the server room. Some smoke that smelled like burning hair started to drift out so I jumped on my razor scooter and rode off into the sunset.

 

Jan 23, 2017

As a rookie coder I figured it'd be appropriate to at least start a thread to talk about coding of any language.

I'm currently drained from coding a PHP project that I admit, has cleaner code than my previous project but I feel very isolated when doing it... In case you're wondering, it's a mobile forum that has more features built in and has a mobile friendly design from the getgo plus encrypted messages (though I need to figure out how to make it simple for dummies to generate a key to encrypt everything so everything doesn't get f----- due to people not replacing the default key.)

Anyways, talk about coding here.

@Gavin @Loyalty @Slyk @any other coders