Jan 24, 2017

I've been in a few bad Owl threads but made it out somehow

 

Jan 24, 2017

Do you know that Owls eat worms

 

Jan 24, 2017

When me and my idiot friend were idiot teenagers walking home from school we saw an injured bat flapping around on the ground and I felt bad and thought we should put it out of it's misery so I grabbed a big rock and slammed it on it's head thinking it'll be quick and painless for the little guy but he didn't die and started flapping around like crazy and bleeding then my friend started stabbing it with his pocket knife and spray painting in his face (to poison him??) then I slammed the rock on him again. Then we buried him on the spot and made him a crucifix with sticks and named him Mr. Bat. I don't know why we didn't just call some animal rescue group. But those days phones didn't really have internet

tl;dr me and my friend tried to put an injured bat out of it's misery but ended up torturing it

 

Jan 25, 2017

crazy how big these gators get, but compared to saltwater crocodiles theyre midgets

 

Jan 25, 2017

i feel like my knowledge has/will probably save atleast 2 sxn80 members in their lifetime. just remember whatever fear of animals you have, they share the same - it's all about confidence. i know people say that and it seems like some pseudo s---, but it's true, animals may not be as smart as humans and rely on natural instincts, and one of their instincts is fear, just like humans.

if you ever come face to face with some kind of ferocious animal and you think "well im 235% f----- here" instead of running, sometimes charging at it and making noises is enough to make the animal s--- itself harder than you. It's kinda like when 2 people get into a fight, before the first swing they stand face to face insulting eachother and at times 1 gets so intimidated they try to flee. animal kingdom works the same.

@Ben @Perfectbuu16 @ivi @Sir BuffaloBoy V The World II @Ordinary Joel @Kon this video might change your perspective on animals in general - 3 africans vs 15 lions

(theres a better video i can't find, it's literally 1 african charging at lions bashing sticks over his head, then the lions piss bolting the f--- away in fear - this dude was doing it for fun and was laughing, not hunting like the video above)

 

Jan 25, 2017

snakes have very fragile bone structure, the head is the most dense bone area, but as i said, a swift stomp to the head (by me, not a child) and it's dead. and that's what i said sorta, if i get the stomp, it''s dead, if the python gets wrapped around my leg, im dead. also if a python bites you, well f--- you got a little cut on your leg and that's it. the only way these things k--- you is by constricting you, so naturally by standing you've got the edge in the fight - you just have to make sure it doesn't wrap itself around you.

when i had one in my backyard the only reason i didn't stomp its head was because it would of made too much mess cause it was so big. i didn't want to clean that s--- up when i was done, so i just threw a scooter at it and it f----- off. But I handled it a fair bit before resorting to the scooter throw. like if you grab it by the tail and just run, they literally can't do s--- to you while you're dragging the s--- c---- along behind you.

 

Jan 24, 2017

well one time i went surfing many years ago, surf was s--- but, water was way too calm so it was more of a paddle for the most part. Anyways, i'm about 20 metres out from the shore just paddling, chilling, waiting for waves n s---. I look further out obviously, to see if any waves are coming then i see some kinda flutter in the water, like something swam up and grabbed something - probably like 5 metres out from where I was. Sharks are c---- and i'm paranoid of them so ofc i'm like "nope" and turn around to start paddling back, i look back over my right shoulder and watch this fucken fin submerge into the water. so my heart kicks into 6th gear, starts revving hard out and my arms start doing like 11,000 RPMS. I get back to shore and come out of the water pretending nothing happened and my dad runs up and is like "yeah mate don't go back out there, saw a 2 and a half metre bullshark hanging around and a couple of other small ones."

then i s--- you the f--- not, less than a week later this happened (pretty sure it was this, if you look it up, there's been like a s--- ton of shark attacks in that stretch of beach)
http://www.smh.com.au/national/shark-kills-teen-surfer-family-mourns-20080407-24h1.html

 

Jan 25, 2017

when i was a kid i went swimming with stingrays and it was super wavy so the sting rays would float right at you and the manta rays would swim under your feet so you could step on the ground either it was absolutely terrifying

another time i was swimming in very shallow water, maybe just 3 feet, and swam over a field of sea urchins to the point where i was completely surrounded and just inches above thousands of them. i could barely kick to swim away cause otherwise i would've kicked an urchin, i got out without being stung but it was scary.

that's about it i guess.

probably the coolest animal experience i had was holding a spider starfish, oh and these three birdies a couple years ago



put some respeck on my name

 

Jan 25, 2017

the craziest part is that a lot of these "f--- hueg" crocs are like around areas that are pretty remote, but still frequented by humans. Humans f--- up the ecosystem ridiculous amounts along with the food chain. (there's studies to back this up/documented cases of 'bigger than usual' animals) apparently some animals, when left untouched by humans in their natural habitat, can grow to sizes bigger than what is assumed to be their peak. For example there are like 3 metre snake looking fish in parts of the amazon, same fish were thought to grow up to 1.5 metres in perfect fish-farm conditions. so with that in mind, there's a good chance there's some alpha dinocroc in the heart of north queensland that's just been getting bigger for the past 60 years.

whew, that'd be an alright fight. if you get constricted you're completely f-----. but one swift stomp to the head and it's done. so it'd be a crazy standoff

 

Jan 25, 2017

@Coco you're my hero.

f--- birds. Disgusting things.

 

Jan 24, 2017

When I was 10 we had this huge rat living in the basement, it bit my hand and then I kicked the s--- out of it and ran away upstairs lol. Dad killed it later with poison pellets

 

Jan 24, 2017

do you know Owls get parasitic worms?

 

Jan 24, 2017

a bear ripped through my fence and was chillin outside my glass door and i didnt realise so i opened the door to let the dog out and my dog went to aattack the bear and chases the bear down the stairs and they started to face off and all i could do was watch and i love my dog so i was extremely afraid luckily the bear seemed to get bored of swinging and missing so he ran away and my dog was safe

whew

 

Jan 24, 2017

Was around, 5 or 6 at my auntie's house. Was down south in Georgia for the holidays. We were all playing in the grass in the summer and enjoying ourselves and having a great family time toge-A f---ing SNAKE SNAPPED OUT OF NO WHERE. Like this b---- was long as f---. I guess we were in its territory and that s--- cocked his head back, and f---ing zipped at my cousin. It was a Copperhead which is the deadliest snake here. No one got hurt, and it was removed, but it's still spooky to remember.

 

Jan 25, 2017

oh and fun fact, the african who was chasing them off and laughing in the vid i cant find, he explained they are just big scared cats and when they were kids, the village elders taught them to pick up sticks and charge at lions making noise and looking "big" will scare them. and the guy with camera is like "so you did this when you were a kid?"
"yes. all of us do it"

lmfao

 

Jan 25, 2017

thats cool and everything but if i see a komodo dragon im running and not stopping until im back in the states where f---ing dragons arent real

 

Jan 25, 2017

 

Jan 25, 2017

f--- yeah we did, we still do. that whole "i dont have fear" thing went to complete s--- when I saw the largest crocodile in the world, in captivity. the noises those fucken beasts make is honestly the most f----- scary noise i've ever heard. and the size of the c---- was enough to get me shook even though they had godzilla in a pit that was like 5 metres deep sorrounded by barbed wire... like i will never forget the noise that fucken c---- made, f--- me. like if you look up "crocodile noises" on youtube, then upped the bass and put your speakers on full, it doesn't come close to the same, this c---- was like vibrating the floor with its snarls and s---. the fucken things eyeball was probably the size of my fucken foot, s--- was f-----.

 

Jan 24, 2017

The stuff of nightmares

 

Jan 24, 2017

d--- ive never seen a bbd up blose