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Worst Animal Encounter?

Started by Buu, Jan 24, 2017, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Lamont
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    Lamont

    Jan 24, 2017
    When I was 10 we had this huge rat living in the basement, it bit my hand and then I kicked the s--- out of it and ran away upstairs lol. Dad killed it later with poison pellets
     
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

    Jan 24, 2017
    When me and my idiot friend were idiot teenagers walking home from school we saw an injured bat flapping around on the ground and I felt bad and thought we should put it out of it's misery so I grabbed a big rock and slammed it on it's head thinking it'll be quick and painless for the little guy but he didn't die and started flapping around like crazy and bleeding then my friend started stabbing it with his pocket knife and spray painting in his face (to poison him??) then I slammed the rock on him again. Then we buried him on the spot and made him a crucifix with sticks and named him Mr. Bat. I don't know why we didn't just call some animal rescue group. But those days phones didn't really have internet

    tl;dr me and my friend tried to put an injured bat out of it's misery but ended up torturing it
     
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    Well in Tasmania we have these kunt birds called Plovers, I've also been chased by a snake and seen f----- up spiders but when I was like 11 or sum s--- these kunt birds laid eggs around our school oval. So at lunch all of us went around with rocks smashing these eggs like the demented kunts we were and cos the birds were agro f---s. Anyway after seeing a few formed bird fetus's and smashing a lot of eggs we see like 5 birds in the distance, they get closer and we realise these flying M's are actually Plovers, So all of us start piss bolting but 1 of us trips over and he gets up only to be swooped in the back of the head by a plover. A teacher runs over cause he's on the oval as well but he gets 2 f---ing flovers on him flapping and kicking at him. A plover is right behind me and is charging but luckily swoops up and I get away, but another kunt gets swooped and falls on his face on the concrete. Basically teachers had to do first aid on some of those dumb kunts and I never f----- with a plover again.
     
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  4. Lucy
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    Jan 24, 2017
    well one time i went surfing many years ago, surf was s--- but, water was way too calm so it was more of a paddle for the most part. Anyways, i'm about 20 metres out from the shore just paddling, chilling, waiting for waves n s---. I look further out obviously, to see if any waves are coming then i see some kinda flutter in the water, like something swam up and grabbed something - probably like 5 metres out from where I was. Sharks are c---- and i'm paranoid of them so ofc i'm like "nope" and turn around to start paddling back, i look back over my right shoulder and watch this fucken fin submerge into the water. so my heart kicks into 6th gear, starts revving hard out and my arms start doing like 11,000 RPMS. I get back to shore and come out of the water pretending nothing happened and my dad runs up and is like "yeah mate don't go back out there, saw a 2 and a half metre bullshark hanging around and a couple of other small ones."

    then i s--- you the f--- not, less than a week later this happened (pretty sure it was this, if you look it up, there's been like a s--- ton of shark attacks in that stretch of beach)
    http://www.smh.com.au/national/shark-kills-teen-surfer-family-mourns-20080407-24h1.html
     
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    Jan 24, 2017
    a pluva swooped me once, so i threw a basketball at it as hard as i could and killed it, fucken c----
     
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    Bourbon Ben Mad pooper

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    The stuff of nightmares
     
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  8. Cyreides
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    Cyreides gfy

    Jan 24, 2017
    Was petting a stray cat that came up onto our porch when i was like 13, and it rolled over for me to pet its belly, so I obliged. Bad idea...

    It responded by immediately clawing my wrist so f---ing hard it looked like I just got done slitting it. I freaked out and ran inside. And of course, being alone at home without a cell phone at the time, I had no idea what to do, cause it was deep and it stung like a mother f---er and it was bleeding bad. In the end I finally ran to the bathroom to try and wash it out and throw a band-aid on it and called it a day.
     
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    Buu

    Jan 24, 2017
    The Cool Cats weren't f---ing with you I see...

    I neever f----- with cats for this reason. Fake as h---. Well, you messed with a stray (questionable even at age 13) but in general they are cunning and can't trust them.
     
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    Don't judge snuggle kittens off a few rabid kunts man
     
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  11. Buu
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    Buu

    Jan 24, 2017
    Well thank god that bullshark didnt merk you and you're alive to post on here
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    Where I'm from, alot of people are just stupid and drown in lakes. Never really heard of a freak incident in the water. Always see white drunk men on jet ski's going fast asf on the beach, then when I get home they are dead under the water. Got sad at first, but it happens so much I just chuckle
     
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    Buu

    Jan 24, 2017
    Just like the apples thread I could make one dogs vs cats and everyone would say dogs
     
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    Why does everything have 2 be a competition?
     
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    Buu

    Jan 24, 2017
    My friend was tormented when he tried to put down his dog like old yeller. He shot him pretty good, and should of died there, but he stayed alive, and he realized what he did and tried to save him and rushed him to the vet just to give him the needle
     
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    Buu

    Jan 24, 2017
    The fittest survive round s80
     
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    Jan 24, 2017
    i swear that shark encounter has made me almost resistant 100% to fear. like most people if a bird swoops they duck into a ball, but i form a fist and try to punch it... also those big f--- lizards too, i walk up and kick their tails so they f--- off, most people are like "HOLY s--- A FUCKEN DRAGON!"
     
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    Bourbon Ben Mad pooper

    Jan 24, 2017
    i need a pic of these lizards
     
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    Bourbon Ben Mad pooper

    Jan 24, 2017
    why godzilla real
     
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    Jan 24, 2017
    Isn't that a komodo dragon?
     
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