Jan 24, 2017

yes

 

Jan 24, 2017

Komdos aren't in AUS but Idk what tf else that cooked kunt would be referring 2

 

Jan 24, 2017

They are in Africa.

 

Jan 24, 2017

was actually about to post this pic lol. but yeah monitors are c---- when you go camping cause they try get into your esky's and eat your bait and food and s---. basically in the animal kingdom tho u need a sign over your head saying "im the alpha, i'm the top of the food chain" and dont b---- it and theyll f--- off fast as cause scared. like two examples

saw one trying to climb into the esky while camping yelled "OI" then sprinted at it full speed, it ran off as soon as i got near it.

another time while out of state and hiking to some crystal clear beach, one was on the path infront of us, so i walked near it and it lunged at me/the group. so the group stepped back like "oh s---!" i didn't move and kicked its tail, it did like a full 360 and stared at me, so i kicked its head and it ran off (i didnt kick it hard, before any of you PETA faggits say i'm some kind of monster)

 

Jan 24, 2017

monitor lizards? i thought that was the pic u posted, kommodo dragons are like 3-4 metres long. i probably wouldnt go near one without a weapon

 

Jan 24, 2017

Indonesia

 

Jan 24, 2017

komondo also play dirty they just posion u and stalk u waiting for u to die

 

Jan 24, 2017

Wtfff

 

Jan 24, 2017

monitor lizards grow up to 2 metres long i'm pretty sure

 

Jan 24, 2017

Komodos been known 2 eat children as well

 

Jan 24, 2017

apparently komodo's are a type of montier lizard so it makes sense they are close to the same size

 

Jan 24, 2017

they also sometmes hit up full grown adults if theres a few of them around.

queensland is like king of reptiles cause they are cold blooded and queensland is FCUKEN HOT. its why QLD has the most venomous snakes in the world, along with the biggest crocodiles in the world and the 2nd (could be 3rd?) largest species of Lizard. If aboriginals didn't burn a lot of forests wiping out multiple species of animals, there'd still be like 3 ft high 5 metre long make-komodos-look-like-p---- lizards roaming around.

 

Jan 24, 2017

Detective Ben on the case!

 

Jan 24, 2017

wikipedia is the s---.

 

Jan 24, 2017

not sure if glad aborigines destroyed this creature, or upset i'll never get to see a real life one and possibly go toe-to-toe with fighting a wingless dragon

 

Jan 24, 2017

aussieland has/had some crazy s--- lmfaoo

 

Jan 24, 2017

bruh komodo dragons are f---ing savage:

Komodo dragons eat by tearing large chunks of flesh and swallowing them whole while holding the carcass down with their forelegs. For smaller prey up to the size of a goat, their loosely articulated jaws, flexible skulls, and expandable stomachs allow them to swallow prey whole. The vegetable contents of the stomach and intestines are typically avoided.[26] Copious amounts of red saliva the Komodo dragons produce help to lubricate the food, but swallowing is still a long process (15–20 minutes to swallow a goat). A Komodo dragon may attempt to speed up the process by ramming the carcass against a tree to force it down its throat, sometimes ramming so forcefully, the tree is knocked down.

 

Jan 25, 2017

Just in recent times I had a full grown brown snake in my backyard (2nd most venomous in the world). I wasnt home but when I did, I obviously had to go through the driveway. And then the snake catchers came they found it in the garage. That coulda ended badly for me.

 

Jan 25, 2017

f--- yeah we did, we still do. that whole "i dont have fear" thing went to complete s--- when I saw the largest crocodile in the world, in captivity. the noises those fucken beasts make is honestly the most f----- scary noise i've ever heard. and the size of the c---- was enough to get me shook even though they had godzilla in a pit that was like 5 metres deep sorrounded by barbed wire... like i will never forget the noise that fucken c---- made, f--- me. like if you look up "crocodile noises" on youtube, then upped the bass and put your speakers on full, it doesn't come close to the same, this c---- was like vibrating the floor with its snarls and s---. the fucken things eyeball was probably the size of my fucken foot, s--- was f-----.

 

Jan 25, 2017

Just bursted out loud at this diagram