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Worst Animal Encounter?

Started by Buu, Jan 24, 2017, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Buu
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    Jan 27, 2017
    I saw a rabbit in a suit holding a pistol once. Didn't really s---t, just look down at it like it had a scratch...
     
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

    Jan 27, 2017

    They're actually horrifying in large groups. I was with my gf at a public park deep in the forest in the middle of the night being being all romantic under the moonlight on the swings and I had to take a s--- so I went up to the toilets which I'd normally never go to even day time because they're known to have spiders and other critters from h--- but I was f----- on lorazepam and couldn't feel any fear or common sense so I walked in and noticed there were no lights on but the moonlight was shining just enough to see and I went in the stall and the automatic lights turned on with a f---ing vengeance and there were a plethora of massive moths just chilling out and crawling all over the walls around me. All I could do was say uhh and calmly walk back out

    If I was sober I would've panicked and the slightest wrong movement would've set them off and given me PTSD
     
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    Jan 27, 2017
    lmaooooo
     
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    Jan 27, 2017
    Who woulda thought that the most of these posts are from Aussies.
     
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  5. Future Vandross
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    Jan 28, 2017
    i think i was 10, i was playing outside and this b---- let her dog off leash and he was running after me cuz i had a ball.
     
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    Jan 28, 2017
    a swan almost f----- me up once but I threw my bike at it
     
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    Jan 28, 2017
    Your bike?
     
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    Jan 29, 2017
    yeah
     
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    Rip that swan god f---in d--- 2cupkerm
     
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    Feb 1, 2017
    Zookeeper gets r---d by zebra
     
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  11. Lucy
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    Mar 1, 2017
    i know i turned into a wikipedia itt already, but ocean is terrifying. even non-threatening looking fish and sstuff k--- you. catfish, octopus, squids, some dolphin species, sea lions, walrus, eels, sea shells and more have been reported to k--- people.

    like imagine you're swimming one day and accidentally into a box jellyfish. you die. no two ways about it lol. its liek afghanistan, one day your walking and landmine.
     
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    Mar 1, 2017
    This was 10 years ago, and I was in a hotel lobby getting ice with a chick i was f---ing at the time...and some idiot who has his Chihuahua on a long a--- leash, let it come up and bite my calf. I wanted to kick it's head off..but I love animals too much..should've put the dude through the wall though.
     
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    Mar 1, 2017
    They shouldn't even allow animals in hotels what the f---
     
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    Mar 1, 2017
    Only 3% has been explored. f---ing crazy how scarier it can get alllllll the way at the bottom
     
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    Mar 1, 2017
    I think you have to pay extra anyway for that kinda thing
     
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    Mar 1, 2017
    Would be a pain in the a--- if it was next to your room barking all night
     
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    Mar 1, 2017
    Might as well add another encounter,

    I remember I was 10 and I opened my window. I have a screen blocking what can enter and what can't. I wanted fresh air so I popped that b---- out. A few hours pass and i close it without being in the room for so long. I'm ready to sleep, and I just hear the loudest, fastest f---ing pecking on my f---ing wall. This small f--- was just standing on my frame like he owned the place. Naturally I freaked out and dipped out my room in a white beater with my ti--ies out and no undies, downstairs to a slumber party my older sister was hosting
     
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    Mar 2, 2017
    Was leaning on a screen door and got bit by a spider,
     
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    Mar 2, 2017
    You in Aussie? If so, you should be dead
     
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    Mar 2, 2017
    School
     
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