Jan 25, 2017

A few years ago on a works trip, we stopped at a services and went to the toilet. My friend suffers from the phenomenon known as "pee shy". So he struggles to piss in front of strangers.

This urinal was packed with travelers. I went, washed my hands. He was still struggling. So to help him out I pointed at him and shouted

"This guy isn't pissing he is just looking at guys Willie's!!"

With that he zipped up and attacked me physically.

It was funny at the time I guess.

 

Jan 25, 2017

When your pissing in a urinal next to someone taking a s--- in a stall and hear them grunt or hear a really loud fart....... That s--- makes me wanna bust out laughing

 

Jan 25, 2017

Your first mistake was waiting until your 3rd period to go. Also you would of probably had a better chance at a cleaner stall if you would of went sooner. Lastly, I ain't holding my number 2 for no teacher. I'll take a detention over holding my number 2 in anyday.