Feb 28, 2017

Title : "childhood epic wonders"
Ahm ahm first of all these are legi
1- Used to think that perfume is a so delicious drink and that's why my parents don't let me drink it so they have it to themselves

2-Used to think babies are made by kissing in the mouth

3- Used to think black people exists cause they never showered or washed their faces since they were babies (sorry)

4- Used to think their was people inside the TV.

5- used to think everyone's existence is in purpose of being somewhat a part in my life story and no one else really had all that self control freedom like Me.

6 - used to think that girls that wears hijab is cause they are bald

7- *i removed this one cause its way toooo much tbh* (really REALLY too much).

BONUS EXTRA :

In primary school I used to date a girl i liked by exchanging coloring pencils but she somehow ended up stealing some of mine, since then i learned these hoes ain't loyal and tell em this crayon ain't freeee

 

Feb 28, 2017

Tired of your wife beating you so you put on a lemonade avy and came to harass talented young posters with big dreams

 

Feb 28, 2017

Deep s---.