Serious SPLASH 101: Relationship Advice Thread

Started by Mike Tyson, Mar 2, 2017, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. JFK
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    Mar 6, 2017
    Just ask yourself "What would Hank Moody do?" and that's usually your answer.

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  2. TimmyT
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    anyone can answer this but @M Solo i'd really appreciate your input on this seeing as you believe picking up girls is so easy.

    this is yet another reason why women are a complete mystery to me. i call this: girl randomly stops responding/texting

    i start off the convo and things are going well. we're texting back and forth. i'll sometimes start the convo....and every now and then she'll text me and ask how i've been doing. so we're communicating and having a conversation just like you would with anyone else.

    and then boom, randomly out of the f---ing blue everything stops and she stops communicating. this happens whether you get the girls number on tinder or if she gives it to you at a bar/club.

    and i don't blow up their phone with lots of texts. i sent this girl one text, she didn't respond. so i said to myself, no big deal, i'll try later on. five days later i send another text, and i haven't heard from her since. and this was a girl who at one point, was texting with me back and forth and now she just all of a sudden stopped talking

    and this isn't a one time thing----its happened with other girls in the past. is this something i'm really worried about or panicking about? no. but its just sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo strange
     
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  3. Mike Tyson
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    Mar 7, 2017
    guys this is the official poster to promote our thread, pls pass it around other threads to get the word out if u had good advice from here

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  4. Mike Tyson
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    Mar 7, 2017
    If it's a commonly re-occuring thing, maybe it's something you're saying?

    Post some text screenshots, or if you're more comfortable, just PM them.
     
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  5. TimmyT
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    Mar 7, 2017
    highly unlikely its something i'm saying (happens to plenty of others) . but here you go:






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  6. TimmyT
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  7. Mike Tyson
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    Mar 7, 2017
    whoa okay okay okay
     
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  8. Mike Tyson
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    i need to collect my thoughts
     
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  9. Poohdini
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    Mar 7, 2017
    Have you been out with her before? Seems like she is/was into you and was waiting for you to make a move.

    If it's a tinder girl then you really don't need to continue the small talk once you get her #. Girls on tinder want to meet/hook up, you gotta get to asking her out a lot sooner than 10+ texts.
     
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  10. Mike Tyson
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    Mar 7, 2017
    1. don't ever text a tinder splash happy v day with a heart. you're pushing too hard, granted i don't know your history to this point

    2. double clutch every text. this means that answer a question and ask another one. otherwise she'll see your response and not know what to say.

    3. man small talk is one thing, but why are you asking what iPhone she has? why are you asking if she does cardio? what the h---?

    4. talk about the things she talks about man. she told you she likes cupcakes from a spot and then you said "i'll have to keep that in mind" ... nope. tell her "never tried them, but i'll take you to _________ one day, they're amazing there".

    5. stop using "......"

    6. never ever ever ever ever text a girl with that s--- you said in that last text. like if she's not texting bruh, she doesn't like you. move on. all you did was put the nail in the coffin with that last one.
     
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  11. Deadpool
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  12. Dew
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    Mar 7, 2017
    oh timmy
     
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  13. Mike Tyson
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    Honestly, this is not a shot, but just some perspective. Would you text an escort this hard?

    Once you got the number from her you were in. All you had to do was say let's chill, and it was a guaranteed splash. Do not make this type of small talk bro, you don't need to.
     
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  14. Poohdini
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    Classic case of doin too much.

    On to the next one Timmy, that's the beauty of tinder.
     
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  15. TimmyT
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    @Poohdini nah, i've never been out with her before. she gave me her number without me asking for it about 3 weeks ago. since then, we've texted what i posted in those screenshots

    i've used tinder for a looooooong time, so i'm not a beginner. most people on tinder don't hold a conversation.....so it usually doesn't amount to anything.

    i was going to ask her if she wanted to get some food pretty soon.....but as you can see.....she stopped responding. but anyone who interacts with women knows that they're flaky and unreliable.


    @Mike Tyson

    thanks for the tips, but you're just nit-picking. its not that complicated. nothing i said to her in that conversation was weird or creepy. we just had a normal conversation and she randomly stopped talking----- just like women do.

    google "girl stop responding to texts" and you'll quickly see that this is a common thing and it happens to plenty of guys.
     
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  16. Mike Tyson
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    loooool k
     
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  17. Mike Tyson
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    mans googled "girl stop responding to texts" :laff:
     
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  18. Poohdini
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    Timmy you had her once she GAVE you her number. You're not the only guy she swiped right for, that's why you have to move quickly with these tinder broads.
     
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  19. Deadpool
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    Mar 7, 2017
    Why Timmy dissing women so hard lmfao they respond if they like u
     
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    Mar 7, 2017
    lmfao as soon as i saw this thread get made i knew it would end up like this
     
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