Serious SPLASH 101: Relationship Advice Thread

Started by Mike Tyson, Mar 2, 2017, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. TimmyT
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    every guy is different. some guys take a slower approach.....some guys are more aggresive.

    i tend to take a slower approach. but either way, nothing i said to her was creepy or weird.

    women flake.........@mike tyson and @Poohdini .........just like women will give their phone number to a guy THEY KNOW they have no intention of talking to

    s--- f---ing pisses me off man
     
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  2. Deadpool
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    Yea......man
     
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  3. Poohdini
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    What's your batting avg on tinder with the 'slow approach'?

    You can call it flaking, she just got tired of waiting for you to make a move.

    Again, she swiped right, which means she wants to hang out and most likely f--- you, but she's not gonna sit through over 2+ weeks of cupcake and cardio questions to get there, know what I mean?
     
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  4. Soldier
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    yall p---- foot too much just throw that s--- up and if it don't fall it's on to the next

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    bro save me @Mike Tyson. i got a hotel room for saturday night for me n this girl. what the f--- am i doing.
     
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  8. Mike Tyson
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    i can 100% co sign this fukkery

    let yourself go bro, if you like the girl just go for it.

    just remember. future had ciara before he became super future
     
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  9. Mike Tyson
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    There's no such thing as a friend zone. You put yourself in that position.

    Tell the girl what you want. If she doesn't want the same, move on. Stop wasting your time being a shoulder to cry on when all you want to do is smash.

    Tell her.
     
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  11. TimmyT
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    i've met 4 girls in person from tinder, but that's not a lot considering how long i've been using it. but as i said before, it isn't exactly easy to find a girl who will communicate on tinder. in other words, many people on tinder are boring--thus it often times doesn't lead to anything.

    maybe i should be pulling the trigger faster than i have. but this particular girl stated IN HER PROFILE that she is NOT looking for a hook up AKA booty call. she's looking for a relationship. and many of the girls on tinder state that in their profile, not just her.

    and this girl............she literally disappeared for TWO STRAIGHT WEEKS on tinder. meaning, i didn't get a message from her for two weeks in a row and then one day out of the f---ing blue she messages me on tinder and gives me her phone number
     
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    ima get this girl pregnant and name the kid soldier jr just to transform into GOAT status
     
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  13. Poohdini
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    I'm not telling you to be more aggresive just to hook up, if you actually wanna get to know her it's better to do while and after hanging out with her.
     
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    This facts holy s---
     
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    I am certainly not the best person to give advice on anything, however what I gathered from the screenshots is that you were reacting way too ambivalent to anything she was saying to you and backing off from attempting to bring any sort of humor to the conversation, making it read kinda empty. Try sprinkling a little bit of edge the next time and adjusting to being more reticent about yourself to keep things interesting. Nobody (both men and women) believes in the "good guy" approach, specially considering you're not even being truly sincere about it.
     
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    lol
     
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    Just a moment of clarity
     
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  18. DKC
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    People have lives outside of tinder. I don't respond to every text I get from my friends, let alone random people.
     
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  19. Lucy
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    all i'm reading tbh is

    "d---, women are just such anomalies, they decide when they want to talk to you or not and sometimes they just stop responding for no reason! The hookers i pay for sex are much more chatty!"
     
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  20. DKC
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    It's a lot easier for a woman to give a guy her number and then not respond/let the conversation fizzle out than to refuse it directly irl. Sure, in a perfect world, we would all just be 100% honest right up front, but that's not how the world is.
     
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