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  1. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Mar 3, 2017
    bro i stopping reading 1 sentence in. "men who believe emotional torture is essential to masculinity"

    get a hurting female to write the review and this is what happens. f--- off

    that's like me subclassing all female beyonce fans right from the top of a review.

    "Dudes who lived vicariously through him dredged up all sorts of relationship trauma in order to wail alongside him, once more with feeling."

    who hurt you? shut the f--- up you dumb b----
     
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  2. Enigma
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    Enigma Civil liberties > Police safety

    Mar 3, 2017
    "Unfortunately, he lapses into light shaming of Ciara’s sexual history before the cringe-worthy declaration, “Even if I hit you once, you part of my collection.”"

    "The Weeknd’s sniveling on “Comin Out Strong” aside, these all blur together."

    Every time I finish reading a pitchfork review, I swear I want to punch the writer in the face with all their passive aggressiveness.
     
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  3. Goku187
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    Goku187

    Mar 3, 2017
    yeah like that but they sacrifice a f---ing goat first
     
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  4. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Mar 3, 2017
    "Even if I hit you once you're part of my collection" would be pretty cringeworthy with no context (like if it was a drake song about a nameless girl) but the context is the entire point. He starts off an insecure, possessive a------ and you're supposed to think he's a scumbag, and he grapples with this until you reach "Sorry" and admits he f----- up.
     
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  5. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Mar 3, 2017
    f--- rebecca
     
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  6. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Mar 3, 2017
    like 7.8/10 is a good score, i'm just tight at the review itself.

    yes, future has double standards. but we all do. all men are insecure, all men have fragile egos. yes, he prefers (or is okay with) with having a higher count than his girl.

    how does being honest in his raps about that ruffle feathers with these feminists so hard?

    if future is a possessive and insecure beta, so am i.
     
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  7. Dew
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    Dew سيف الله

    Mar 3, 2017
    7.8 is highway robbery
     
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  8. Mikey
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    Mikey

    Mar 3, 2017
    @WPG get Rebecca fired
     
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  9. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Mar 3, 2017
    f---ing REBECCA
     
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  10. Enigma
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    Enigma Civil liberties > Police safety

    Mar 3, 2017
    My thoughts exactly... like... am I reading a feminist review of future's album? Tf is this? Lol
     
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  11. WPG
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    WPG sxn80 Rory Gilmore

    Mar 3, 2017
    you are so thickheaded lol. as i've said over and over and over, noting what future does on "my collection" has nothing to do with politics or morals, it's literally just important to an understanding of the album. it's the circle that closes on "sorry."
     
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  12. Enigma
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    Enigma Civil liberties > Police safety

    Mar 3, 2017
    Fucken swizz

    :laff::laff:

    Nah but for real, A LOT of hip hop music is grating, let's be real.
     
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  13. WPG
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    WPG sxn80 Rory Gilmore

    Mar 3, 2017
    *raises hand*

    i would've given this ~9.0

    also, for the record, "sjw" is a stupid dismissal in all contexts, but esp. this one: the complaint that "my collection" is grating is very fair and frankly pretty obvious
     
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  14. Proto
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    Proto drippin so pretty

    Mar 3, 2017
    haha true that rebecca! see you at the anti trump rally later!
     
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  15. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Mar 3, 2017
    out of 5 yeah :khaled2:
     
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  16. Fitzy
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    Fitzy BeliGOAT

    Mar 3, 2017
    Like, how the f--- is this a cringe-worthy line? lol
     
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  17. Musicislife
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    Musicislife Turn up the bass 'til it's up-in-yo-face level

    Mar 3, 2017
    f--- Pitchfork tbh
     
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  18. WPG
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    WPG sxn80 Rory Gilmore

    Mar 3, 2017
    exactly. but by @paulye's account we should not note that the arc is set up that way because it's a "sjw" thing to say.
     
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  19. Mraczewsky
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    Mraczewsky r.i.p. mac

    Mar 3, 2017
    http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/22978-hndrxx/?mbid=social_twitter

    7.8 smh
     
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  20. mow
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    mow long live flippa

    Mar 3, 2017
    has to be a troll
     
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