Mar 5, 2017hit em where it hurts buddy
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Mar 5, 2017
coco and cunner are fckn nerds trading paragraphs back and forth bout video games lmaoooooOrdinary Joel, Cunner, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx and 1 other person like this. -
Mar 5, 2017
PS1 & 2 will always be the greatest consoles OAT, was the glory days of good games.Jay Zeus, Ordinary Joel, Nazir and 1 other person like this.(This ad goes away when signing up) -
Mar 5, 2017
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Mar 5, 2017
You know Nintendo. They make such classic games such as Mario and Zelda but are they really classics; furthermore are they really innovators?
Let's go back in time to the early 80s when Atari was king. The Atari 2600 had better games, better hardware and better design than that grey blocky NES which only became famous because there was literally no other game console out there.
The NES had inferior graphics and tons of gimmicks to make up for the fact that it wasn't really revolutionary. It's controller only had 2 buttons and a joypad.
Sure... Some may say that the SNES is the best game console in existence but is it really? The graphics looked like an inferior Sega Genesis which had better graphics and better hardware. Now I know what you might be saying. "noob it's how you program the game not how powerful the hardware is" well you know what, it's about power in this game.
Sega just didn't know how to make Nintendo it's b---- like it was supposed to.
The N64. Boy was that console a joke compared to PlayStation. You had to blow on a cartridge that provided an inferior experience to a CD-ROM... I know the N64 was more powerful but man was it really ridiculous to look at those ugly POS games for hours at a time.
Don't get me started on the GameCube or the Wii (you could sit down and still move the controller. Take that Nintendo!) but I really want to talk about is the Nintendo Switch.
This thing was supposed to make Sony and Microsoft Nintendo's b------s but I held it in my hand, it shattered instantly. Nintendo at least should of used some form of superglue or adhesive to make the things stick but I was jerking off to my Nintendo Switch and my thing flew off and broke a window. Now I can't find it and I have a broken window, thanks a lot Nintendo.
Another thing. Mario and Zelda are just simple games. Mario you jump and squash enemies and jump and jump fast and jump slow and it's just... d--- why don't you stop jumping I mean everything is jumping with you and it gets boring. Zelda takes the whole adventure game and makes it simplified. It's graphics are cartoony and it's gameplay isn't as complex as The Elder Scrolls. Who wants to play a cartoony game with cartoony graphics. Nobody except @Final that's who...
No wonder why Microsoft and Sony are winning the console races. The Nintendo Switch is just a gimmicky console that is pathetic and laughable. I had to throw away the console for fear it might make me gay... I can still feel the love for Nintendo rolling through me and I'm taking special drugs to counteract that.
Let this be a warning to you. Stay away from Ningaydo.Big Dangerous, Nazir, Allis Mines and 1 other person like this.(This ad goes away when signing up) -
Mar 5, 2017
I don't really give a f--- about gaming but I'll be d---ed if you talk s--- about Zelda. And if you bring Banjo Kazooie into it I'll fight you irl.Ordinary Joel, rapmusik and dkdnfbdjdkdddjdjfvcgfl like this. -
Mar 5, 2017
Cringey as h---. Nintendo is at a downfall, yes, but to call the company who saved the video game industry, basically created PlayStation, and has delevoped and created many of the most recognizable characters throughout history "overrated" is pityful.smitty, Ordinary Joel and AK47Slim like this.