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  1. Oldboy
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    Oldboy

    Mar 26, 2017
    i was in my car going with the wife to get stuff...so i was listening to hey ya minding my own business, then the wife had to drop a comment per usual "ugh sick of your music"...then she wanted to play her music which is always some arabic bs "koolo let me play to you this song i love"..so hear we go prepare for some middle eastern type of crap i have to pretend to like, you see she dont rly speak much english...so she plugs in through Bluetooth and i s--- you not, she plays one dance
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    i instantly recognize his voice, i wonder in silent at first..is this a prank somehow deadpool managed to pull a continent away? i instantly follow up with a question "what is this?" fully knowing what it is, but my state of disbelief is beating my sense of logic...she goes "oh its a song by dreek, he has a lot of awesome songs"
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    i am driving now with i just committed a murder and im over my head look...i am here but not really here...its been 11 years of love, we have 2 children, but i have my limits...its all over

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  2. Deadpool
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    Deadpool the end

    Mar 26, 2017
    "is this a prank somehow deadpool managed to pull a continent away?"

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  3. Oldboy
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    Oldboy

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  4. Oldboy
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    Oldboy

    Mar 26, 2017
    u guys want weekly koolo vlogs i see
     
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  5. Soldier
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    Soldier big cuntry's alias

    Mar 26, 2017
    imagine not listening to one dance
     
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  6. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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    Mar 26, 2017
    U needa divorce her then remarry her
     
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  7. Lonny Breaux
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    Lonny Breaux I think my nuts look better on her face

    Mar 26, 2017
    idiot she was about to play work after one dance and give you this treatment
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  8. Chad Warden
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    Chad Warden As Ballin As Possible

    Mar 26, 2017
    The culture wants weekly Koolo vlogs
     
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  9. Dew
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    Dew سيف الله

    Mar 26, 2017
    Show her the Bieber version
     
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  10. Goku187
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    Goku187

    Mar 27, 2017
    if you viewed women as people rather than transactions it rly wouldn't be that difficult for u
     
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  11. Oldboy
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    Oldboy

    Mar 27, 2017
    In 2045, someone is gonna be coming out of the store on they hoverboard and go near my car and its gon be blasting ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
     
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  12. Michael Myers
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    Michael Myers Moderator

    Mar 26, 2017
    One Dance a classic what u on koolo
     
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    Mar 27, 2017
    :dww:
     
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    Mar 26, 2017
    hope u actually got r---d
     
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  15. Koke
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    Mar 26, 2017
    Take the kids and leave immediately
     
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  16. Rodamon
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    Mar 26, 2017
    at least she didnt play Hopsin or some s---
     
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  17. pluto✰
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    pluto✰ where the opioids?

    Mar 26, 2017
    agree op, she should've played difficult instead
     
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    WPG sxn80 Rory Gilmore

    Mar 27, 2017
    timmy r u f---ing kidding me
     
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  19. Chad Warden
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    Chad Warden As Ballin As Possible

    Mar 26, 2017
    tfw no koolo vlogs
     
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  20. Pinocchio
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    Pinocchio

    Mar 26, 2017
    my condolences .. i got r---d when I was 8 and this more horrific
     
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